Episode 9 - The Easter Island Statue That Squidward Lived In

Episode 9 - The Easter Island Statue That Squidward Lived In

Charles accidentally calls college "high school." Patrick accidentally calls law school "college." Ron accidentally gets his library defunded. We discuss valuable antiquities, both foreign and domestic, and their role in our plan to secure safe passage to China. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social] Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyerhttps://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer [https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer] Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social] Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ [https://www.heyitsliezl.com/]  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer] Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors] https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotorsPlease reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]

Episode 8 - I Don't Enjoy This Either, Your Honor (ft. Andy from ALAB)

With Ron away, Charles and Patrick are visited by Andy from ALAB, You're On Your Own and Mic Dicta and proceed to lay down the law. Topics include: tattletales, ancient judges, and people who are so stupid it defies common human logic. We also gawk at a cavalcade of poorly-behaved freaks and read from the Book of Grudges. Andy on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/wyattprivilege.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/wyattprivilege.bsky.social] Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social] Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer [https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer] Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social] Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ [https://www.heyitsliezl.com/]  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer] Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors] https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotorsPlease reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]

Episode 7 - You Know How Beavis Looks?

Charles gets a negative teachers review due to being divorced. Ron gets tricked by a doctor and embraces MAHA. Patrick uses his pliable brain and the advice of a high school girlfriend to become ambidextrous. Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ [https://www.heyitsliezl.com/]  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer] Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors] https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotorsPlease reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]

Episode 6 - Banana Business

The boys discuss their complicity in fascism by posting on the wrong website. Ron teaches us about centipedes who hold grudges. Charles teaches us about monkeys who party. Charles' wife Carrie makes a special guest appearance to teach us even more monkey facts. Patrick discusses the best job he ever had. Drunk vervet monkey video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk]  Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ [https://www.heyitsliezl.com/]  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer] Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors] Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]

Episode 5 - Like an Aspiring World War II Influencer (ft. Miles Klee)

Our guest Miles Klee becomes Kosherized. Charles teaches everyone fancy catering terminology. Ron was put in charge of hamburgers. Patrick returns home from Greece bearing tales of the Mediterranean, and also diarrhea. Miles’ book with Mads Gobbo, Double Black Diamond, is available at https://double--negative.com/002-double-black-diamond.html [https://double--negative.com/002-double-black-diamond.html].  The No Homework logo was designed by Leizl Estipona and her work, including a great photo history of the LA alt comedy scene, is at HeyItsLiezl.com [https://HeyItsLiezl.com]. Please contact Charles to help him defeat Josh Boerman in his quest to have the most guest podcast appearances this year: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]  Patrick’s music is available via Bandcamp at http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer], as well as all streaming services in case you’d rather be a dick about it. His 2017 album Tonal Rotors is available on cassette via Big Sleep Records: https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors]