The Fish Ate His Scabs

The Fish Ate His Scabs

Our intro music is gone since Rachael got a new computer. We could get it back. But do listeners even care about podcast intros anymore? Jeff had quite a 4th of July - some kids blew up a transformer and knocked out his power, and while he was in the lake, the fish ate the scabs off his legs. Rachael is horrified. Jeff is somehow unfazed. Rachael shares her ATM saga. How many machines do you visit before you give up? The answer should not be as high as it was. Jeff reserved a car. There was no car. We've seen this episode of Seinfeld...Rachael added Bluetooth LED lights to her room and won't stop talking about them. Get the lights. Rachael attended WWE Smackdown for the first time in over two decades and had a genuinely great time. There's something special about watching people nerd out over something they love. And finally, what is Rachael's personal brand? A few people got her thinking about it. If she posted more about her life, what would that even look like? Do you care? Genuinely asking.

Jeff Looks Like a Mike

If a driver waves at you, do you wave back? Or are you just rude? We need to know where you stand on this. Do men still ask women out in person? Rachael thinks they should. We make the case. A YouTube commenter told Jeff he "looks like a Mike." We looked it up. We can't argue. Jeff is taking it personally anyway. It's America's 250th — are you dressing the part on the 4th? We also get into normalizing average bodies and what nude beaches are actually like. (Spoiler: not what you're picturing.) We recorded this one on Rachael's birthday and her horoscope for the day was uncomfortably accurate. Make of that what you will.

High School Boys on Rachael's Wall (It's Not Like That)

Jeff cannot rest until his to-do list is completely done, even the stuff with zero urgency. We debate whether that's normal or a sickness.Rachael found a box of high school memorabilia and wants to display it without looking like she has early-2000s teenage boys on her wall. A delicate balance.Watch list check-in: Jeff is deep into I Will Find You, Rachael just finished Shrill. Add them to your queue or don't, we're not the boss of you.Rachael has some advice for what not to say to your single friends. We know you mean well. Please stop anyway.We close out by testing our mouths against some tongue twisters. It does not go great.

What Would You Put in Your Time Capsule?

This week, we kick things off with a very divided take on fireworks. Rachael thinks they’re pure art. Jeff could take them or leave them. (It might have something to do with a Fourth of July he’s never fully recovered from.) With America’s 250th anniversary time capsule in the works, we ask: what three things would you put in your own personal time capsule… and where do you even bury one without it becoming someone else’s problem later? Jeff shares a story about a friend who is officially done with the ducks that keep invading his pool and has decided to take things to an extreme. We also vent about corporate team-building exercises that are more embarrassing than bonding. We talk road trips taken just to see a landmark and why Route 66 in Oklahoma is about to give us a few more excuses to stop the car. Plus, a quick life update: Rachael survived driving class and passed (relax)... now she just has to face the root canal she’s been avoiding.

Why Does Everyone Suggest Feet Pics?!

Speeding ticket update: Rachael has to complete 4.5 hours of driving school and is not thrilled. She's also not confident she'll pass. Text invite etiquette - are mailed invites just better? And do you even open texts from numbers you don't recognize? Rachael asked her friends for side hustle ideas. They all had the same suggestion. It was feet pics. But like, why?? Jeff is Mr. Safety - always prepared, always cautious. But is that reassuring or just a mood killer? Father's Day is coming up and we get into what dads actually want versus what they say they want. (Turns out the answer is simpler than you think.)