GET DIRTY!

GET DIRTY!

Check you ARMYPITS out, grow some bush in all th crevices you got! Remember that the dirt is our friend. Sweat is the sweet salt that seasons our lives, do you wanna be in life relationships with unseasoned sick soulless losers? Naw, nah, not a chance, big boy! We want to free the sweat glands, make us a promise to reinvent our world with the pheromones of truth!

Lesson from a 95 Year Old!

The brass and copper boys are back. Mercury is Rising, Platinum is Plummeting! Join our conversation about old people. Take part in our maniacal monologues of living in MOMENT. Don't think you can? Don't know how? No worries we go yo back bitch! You see there is no past or future there is only now! Grow and prosper in the now. Now pussy, now pancakes, now penis enlargement, now picture books, now pill poppin, now it is time for people in the now! No more nothingness, All of it NOW!

Nudge the Fudge

Sometimes in life all that is needed is a little bit of faith and a push in the right direction.

Someone Turn Off The Autotune! Trust Life!

The great lord john crumb is at it again trying to destroy this home we call earth. There is one way to stop him, someone must turn off autotune and embrace their imperfection and embrace the journey of life with courage! It only takes one, will it be you?!

Bonus Episode! Reading Your Comments

Its late, Tim is possessed by a perverted version of Nintendos Wario, and Sean lost one of his two marbles. Listen and enjoy knowing you have your shit together more than we do!