Sarah Talks Schmidt

Schmidt, where the hell have you been?  Listen, it’s a pandemic baby!  I’ve been wearing the same quarantine lewk nearly every day, I no longer blow dry my hair, and I mostly don’t know what day it is.  I talk where I am and what I’ve been doing. ...

Where will be when these times are finally over (don't worry we're all alive in the version I'm predicting)? Listen, I'm trying to make sure Future Schmidt hasn't turned into a pile of mush with a drinking problem and an extreme fear of going outside. ...

Today's episode is all about my screen time.  It's a scary world we're in and my screen time is up 40% since last week, and trust me, it's not going down for the foreseeable future #covid19problems. I talk about how apparently now I also video chat at...

We'll guys, get ready because I know Aunt Cin isn't.  I'm back in CT for the quarantine because California was pretty much the beginning of every dystopian novel I've ever read and I'll have PTSD for the rest of my life.  But listen, dark times aren't...

Okay guys, let’s ship this thing.  You’ve listened to 22 episodes or maybe two, okay maybe one.  WE'RE FRIENDS, OKAY?!? Today’s episode is all about making friends as adults which every gurl will tell you is freaking hard.  We all want to be friends, so...