Penis Shock Collar / Onion Toothpaste / X-ray Tape

Penis Shock Collar / Onion Toothpaste / X-ray Tape

We discuss stupid ideas such as: * Penis shock collar * Onion toothpaste * literal creepy pasta * trying to design an object that can be used in a maximum number of stupid slapstick gags * using a bunch of adhesive tape instead of an x-ray machine Check out our guests on Bluesky! * https://bsky.app/profile/maliceinsexland.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/maliceinsexland.bsky.social] * https://bsky.app/profile/vexxxts.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/vexxxts.bsky.social]

Squirting Bed / Baseball Chastity / Ding Dong Dang

We discuss stupid ideas such as: * TI: programming language with oxford commas * watch/gag * new idea for a unit: the toe, equal to 2.4 inches (so there are 5 toes to a foot) * bed that can moan * "Doorbell" where you just touch two wires together

Tiny James Bond / Cockpot / Snake Clits

We discuss stupid ideas such as: * Archipelago podcast app integration * strapping james bond into my xtool * Cockpot * Ground-source heat pump coffee maker * snake-style rock climbing (no limb use allowed) Links! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E] https://www.e-reading.life/chapter.php/72065/7/clive-barker-books-of-blood-vol-1.html [https://www.e-reading.life/chapter.php/72065/7/clive-barker-books-of-blood-vol-1.html]

Reodorant / Cum Glue / Time Worm

We discuss stupid ideas such as: * groomba (tiny robot vac that grooms ur dog) * Reodorant * Open source program that randomizes the UI layout every time you open it * Time travel to one day prior but it has to pass through the digestive system of a specific guy * bot that alternates between posting "it's so over" and "we're so back" at random intervals * single-use book (bursts into flame upon use)

Strap to Pay / Meat Batteries / 5.1 Audio Genders

We discuss stupid ideas such as: * penis chip that lets you do tap to pay (alternately: strap to pay) * Service that delivers toilet paper directly to your bathroom * meat batteries * panning audio based on the speaker's gender (women go on the left) * that's uby Links! rubymayvalentine.net [https://rubymayvalentine.net] https://bxnshy.bandcamp.com/music [https://bxnshy.bandcamp.com/music] CHECK EM OUT!