Fast Pass Privilege

Raves, Risqué Shows & Really Bad Timing

This episode is a recap of our last few weeks—from a wild burlesque show in Colorado to rave nights, random hot takes including vocal fry, and an unexpected run-in with the cops. It’s a post-trip debrief you don’t want to miss.

Women, Wuthering & Wanderlust

Customer service is testing our patience, Wuthering Heights is testing our emotions, and spring break plans are testing our ability to plan ahead. We also talk about our upcoming trip and celebrate International Women’s Day in this chaotic catch-up episode.

Nostalgia with Side Effects

Join us as we break down our latest The Summer I Turned Pretty thoughts (why is Jeremiah so annoying?), react to the new documentary revisiting America's Next Top Model, and talk about reality TV, beauty standards, and phones wrecking childhood.

Fast Pass Privilege

Valentine’s Day recap but make it unhinged: we chose roller coasters over candlelight, upgraded to Fast Pass for the first time (yes, we felt powerful), and discovered that true love is trusting someone next to you at the top of a 200-foot drop. Then we celebrated the only relationship that’s never let us down — Porto's Bakery & Cafe. If loving potato balls and guava pastries is wrong, we don’t want to be right. Porto’s, call us!

Cupid, Raise the Bar

Join us in this Valentine’s Day episode as we cover everything from starting a new ramen shop job to discovering that anxiety apparently lives in our shoulders and neck now. We unpack the undeniable traits of having an older sibling personality (bossy but loving), debate the red flags we romanticized, the green flags we’re finally prioritizing, and get very honest about what we’re actually looking for in men.