A Girl's Gotta Eat

Stranger Danger

This week on Spellbound, the girls continue their journey through Sarah J. Maas’s A Court of Thorns and Roses. They recap Feyre’s first days in the Spring Court and wonder whether a complimentary estate, endless food, and magical servants are enough to improve her attitude. Along the way, they discuss Paul Anthony Kelly’s spectacular fall from grace, Bumble’s venture into AI-assisted dating, and why James Franco has once again appeared when nobody asked him to.

A Girl's Gotta Eat

This week on Spellbound, Deidre and Gillian start an all new season and dive into the first five chapters of Sarah J. Maas's A Court of Thorns and Roses. Along the way, they discuss Deidre starring as the bride in a wedding shoot opposite an objectively beautiful gay man, the shocking long-term appreciation value of Shawn Hatosy, and Gillian provides an update on her ongoing legal (settlement amount undisclosed due to NDA). They wrap up with a game of “Casting Couch,” where they cast the characters of ACOTAR as characters from The Pitt.

Four balls and a funeral

This week, the girls return to the Ton to break down the second half of Bridgerton season four.  Along the way, they spiral into a discussion about prepper kits, review Connor Storrie’s Saturday Night Live debut, and lose their collective minds over a possible ACOTAR update from Sarah J. Maas. They wrap things up the only way the Regency era would want: with another chaotic round of MASH.

Moor Money, Moor Problems

This week, the girls brave the moors for “Wuthering Heights,” Emerald Fennell’s new adaptation of the gothic classic. Along the way, they pitch a totally reasonable plan involving a cabal of female robots rising up to eliminate the billionaires, unpack how Heated Rivalry has somehow infiltrated the literal Olympics, and crown this week’s villain: the United States Department of Justice. They wrap it all up with a new segment called The Therapist’s Couch.

Sophie's Choice

This week, the girls dive headfirst into Bridgerton season four, unpacking the yearning, the drama, and everything the ton has to offer. They celebrate Nancy Meyers returning with a new rom-com, lose their minds over the meteoric rise of Heated Rivalry—including Connor Storrie landing a guest spot on Saturday Night Live in March—and take a joyful detour to Missouri, where a farmer is lovingly and scientifically educating the masses about birds being queer. They wrap things up with a Regency-era game of MASH!