We want Martin Osterdahl's head on a platter. (Congrats Nemo! 😚😚😚)

We want Martin Osterdahl's head on a platter. (Congrats Nemo! 😚😚😚)

Congratulations to everyone (except Martin Österdahl) on an incredible finale and extra congrats to the winner, Nemo, who's been one of our faves throughout the competition! In this episode we're getting into the Semi Finals AND Finals, plus(!) we're jumping right into the Joost of it all. Grab your popcorn and sit back.

OMG THE SEMIS ARE UPON US and we are SO EXCITED!

We've reached the tipping point, y'all! It's time for the Semi-Finals and we can't wait to see what everyone brings to the stage! In this episode we're revisiting the highs and lows and putting together our very own top 10s. AJ's big crush is a Swiss train conductor and Caitlin has a thing for the quirky Dutchman with the monstrous shoulder pads, and we agree on this one thing, to be sure: BABY-MOTHER-EFFING-LASAGNA.

Creepy Twin-Pop and Gothy Melanie Lynskey

For Episode 10 (!!!) we are visting Australia, Georgia, Serbia and Sweden and BOY DO WE HAVE OPINIONS. Especially about Sweden cause those twins are creeping us out. We also got a couple song revamps this week so we'll check in with Albania and Czechia.

Let’s all go to Azerbaijan and make out with Fahree.

Yeah, we're pretty hooked on Azerbaijan's entry, guys. That Fahree is a smoke show - we're just gonna say it. We also traveled to Portugal, Iceland, Greece, and we also really loved Switzerland this week!

Baby Mother-effing Lasagna and Other Artists

Go home, everybody! Croatia's Baby Lasagna is bringing EVERYTHING to Eurovision. Does anything else matter? Just in case, we're also breaking down the entries from Cyprus, Israel, Armenia and San Marino.