WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: Pirate Soap

WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: Pirate Soap

2nd of two new episodes - listen to "Boating on Eggshells" for a normal Boaty Show! Sail on if you're a fan of The Pirates... Avast! MJ is up from tha bilge an' we is here to tell you scurrrvy dogs about foodstuffs from tha bilge an' Boat Wash Number Four in an unasked-for lengthy screed of audiotory promotion. Y'see wee Pirates aren't a-familiar with surfactants and other soapy materrials so we scrub the deck a bit long as we tacks back and forth on the subject. As always wee ones rest your head towards the end for a relaxing sleep story to drift off to the somnolent 'orizon of a good night's sleep. Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly, may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised...

Boating On Eggshells

Steph updates us on her houseboat saga, Jeff went for a row for the first time in 30 years! The Pirates do a brief (we promise) advertisement for Dock Deals' new boat soap, Steph and Jeff do Boat Of The Week and Jeff reads a SLEEPER of an Old Boat Ad. It's The Boaty Show! Thanks for listening :-)

Hot and Cheap

Steph and no pirates! We take a call from Listener Anna who has a question about her Whaler that caught on fire, Listener Christy gets a boat recommendation whether she likes it or not, a pillowy soft Old Boat Ad for Jay, two tugs and a sub from Dockdeals exchange broadsides for Boat Of the Week! Thanks for listening!

WARNING PIRATE CONTENT: Counting Lobsters: A Sleep Story

We're toppin' tha charrrts! Of "comforting sleep stories!" Apple's podcast AI heard The Pirates doing sleep stories and tagged us with the black spot! And this AI stuff is taking our jobs? Thanks for listening, we promise at some point The Pirates will get bored and move on. Let's hope Steph comes back next episode! Warning this podcast contains pirate content that, while entirely kid-friendly may not be what fans of the Normal Boaty Show are looking for. Listener discretion is advised...

Swinger New Year

[this episode contains no pirate content] Here for boaty? skip to 26 minutes. Otherwise enjoy the full Steph and Jeph schtick! Worlds collide for the first time in Boaty Show history: Boat Of The Week and Old Boat Ads combine for an auditory extravaganza. Thanks for listening!