2 - Mall Ninja 101

4 - Junkyard Dogs

We discuss the great and wise Hu Tao, the atrocity of the Junkyard Dog from Wienerschnitzel, a man obsessed with guillotines, and the rise of super intelligent AI

3 - The Doomsday Episode

We come to you in camouflage. We discuss the wildfires in Seattle, getting scammed by George W Bush's Masterclass, and what to expect once the dollar collapses and you retreat into the tunnels.

2 - Mall Ninja 101

This is a happy episode. We discuss the mall ninja, local access tv hosts, a Disneyland dress scandal, and cops chasing around a bunch of pigs in Illinois.

1 - Spaghetti By The Bucket

We go over a terrifying restaurant that is coming to your neighborhood shortly, an unfortunate Subway incident, a prank call to Jimmy John's, and a great speech from our first lady.