The Real Story of Everything - Ep 26-279

Delusion Contusion - Ep 26-280

[X] SB – MSNOW Nicole Wallace on not covering Trump… [X] SB – Jim Acosta gives a response Coming out of covid. Meaner and nastier? Less sensitive. Fights on the planes. Pent up aggression and hostility The media keeps trying to convince America that Iran is somehow winning. Really? Iran could launch a paper airplane painted camouflage green... CNN would interrupt programming. "Military analysts are concerned..." MSNBC would bring on eight professors to explain the symbolic significance of folded notebook paper. The New York Times headline would read... "Experts Warn Origami May Shift Regional Balance of Power." Meanwhile the paper airplane lands in a goat pasture. The goat isn't impressed. The media still gives Iran style points. And have you noticed something else? Where are all the anti-war Democrats? Where are the celebrities? Where's Hollywood recording another version of "Give Peace a Chance" while standing safely behind armed security? Remember the first time Trump hit Iran? You would've thought he'd personally challenged every yoga instructor in Santa Monica to a cage match. The Left screamed... "World War III!" "He's reckless!" "He's unstable!" "This is the end of diplomacy!" Now? Trump has launched repeated strikes after exhausting diplomatic options... ...and suddenly the outrage meter is broken. Interesting. It's almost like context matters. Trump didn't begin with bombs. He began with diplomacy. Again. And again. And again. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

The Real Story of Everything - Ep 26-279

Welcome, folks! We have a packed show today, because apparently the world decided to produce enough material in the last 24 hours to keep comedians employed for another decade. And for us, it’s almost all good news. And while the “war” wages on with Iran, I say to you, “Don’t panic”. Our president has things in check. More on that in a bit… But let’s begin with Kamala Harris. I honestly believe her to be worse than Biden on saying stupid stuff. Let's begin with the Lesbian Basketball League, aka the WNBA. Kamala Harris recently praised the league for its "commitment to excellence." Really? Because I watched one of the league's recent highlights, and it looked less like basketball and more like a deleted scene from Fight Club: The Layup Edition. Apparently excellence now includes trying to choke out your biggest star. And who was the target? Caitlin Clark. Imagine if a group of white girls targeted a black girl and gave her beatdowns on the regular? CNN would already have a six-part documentary. MSNBC would have candlelight vigils.  We'd have congressional hearings before halftime. Didn’t we get enough of these movies where a race had to overcome adversity? Will Hollyweird pull a classic move and cast Caitlin Clark as Harriet Tubman? Instead? Crickets. The media suddenly developed the observational skills of a goldfish. So apparently we've reached a new definition of excellence. Sell tickets with a superstar...then let everybody mug her because she's too successful. Imagine the NBA treating Michael Jordan that way. "Michael's too popular. Let's let Bill Laimbeer choke him for ratings." That's not excellence. That's envy with a scoreboard. And the WNBA won’t be “excellent” until they allow transexuals in.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Fraud News Update - Ep 27-278

We had Ro Khanna creating fake news in Israel. A publicity stunt. Democrats will try anything to get people to NOT look at their records. Ro Khanna is the most active stock trading politician. And remarkably successful at it. An Israeli man explained how Ro Khanna got detained. [X] SB – Israeli man… [X] SB – CA homeless ripoff $23M Sucre, Abundant Blessings. Supposed to provide 3 meals a day 12 other groups. [X] SB – Gavin Newsom’s CA won’t give details on diaper program Newsom’s wife’s relationship with the CEO of the winning company State won’t provide info on the contract or competitive bid info. Clearly the state doesn’t want people digging into the real truth. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Danger Close - Ep 26-277

Good morning, folks! You ever notice that nature has become the greatest political commentator in America? We spend billions on think tanks, cable news, polling, consultants, and focus groups... meanwhile, a bison says more in eight seconds than CNN has managed in eight years. Did you see the video? A giant male bison is lying there, minding his own business, probably thinking about grass, taxes, and whether Yellowstone has enough parking. Then along comes a couple who decide, "You know what this thousand-pound wild animal needs? Me... six feet away... with an iPhone." That's confidence bordering on a medical condition. The bison starts rolling around on the ground. He's giving every warning nature invented. He's basically saying, "I'm trying to remain a vegetarian today. Don't test me." Instead of taking the hint, they stick around. Then the bison gets up. Now, if a bison stands up and starts running at you, there are only two acceptable responses. One is run. The other is pray while running. These folks chose... photography. A white SUV drives between the bison and the couple, buying them precious seconds. They duck behind some trees. You can't see much. Then the man bolts toward the SUV, and just as he reaches safety... BOOM! That bison lowers his head and launches the guy about fifteen feet into the air. I've watched enough football to know that wasn't a tackle. That was assisted flight. I imagine the bison thinking, "What is WITH these white people?" Listen, I love my white friends. But there really should be a cable channel called Crazy Crap White People Do. Season One: Episode One: Selfie with the bison. Episode Two: Let's pet the bear. Episode Three: Honey, I bet that hippo is friendly. Spoiler alert... every season finale ends in the emergency room. And before anybody gets upset, relax. Every race has its thing. Black folks generally don't look at a wild animal and think, "I wonder if he's huggable." We're more likely to look at the bison and say, "That dude owns this neighborhood. Let's keep driving." See? That's called survival. But here's why this story matters. Because this isn't just about a bison. It's about Leftism. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Leftist Vida Loca - Ep 26-276

Folks, I have a question. And this one is just for the men listening. How cold... would you have to be... before you looked down and thought, "Well, I guess THIS is going into the fireplace." Seriously. What's the temperature? Negative 200? Ice Age? Penguins filing workers' comp claims? Because I can tell you right now, my survival instincts are going to lose that argument every single time. I ask because there's a story out of Indiana [https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/indiana-man-charged-with-arson-after-admitting-to-cutting-off-his-genitals-and-setting-them-on-fire/ar-AA27Az7K?ocid=BingNewsSerp] that reads like somebody gave ChatGPT a concussion. Police respond to a stabbing. Firefighters respond to a garage fire. At first you think, "That's a busy night." Then the investigations merge into one story, and somehow the missing family member turns out to be... well... only partially missing. According to investigators, this guy allegedly cut off his own penis... and then set it on fire. Now, I don't know who looked at that crime scene first, but imagine being the detective. "So... we've got a fire." "Anything accelerate it?" "Apparently poor decision-making." The reports say he admitted it. Admitted it? Sir, I don't think you needed a confession. I don't think CSI had to dust for fingerprints. There are some crimes where the evidence introduces itself. And here's what really gets me. He gets charged with... arson. Arson! That's adding insult to catastrophic injury. The prosecutor's reading the charges like it's any ordinary Tuesday. "Sir, you're charged with destruction of property..." "...and by the way... the State would also like to discuss the garage." Now, I have practical questions. Since when is that considered firewood? I grew up learning about kindling. Nobody ever said, "If the logs are damp..." And imagine the Boy Scouts handbook. "Today we're earning the Fire Safety badge." "No, Kevin... NOT THAT!" The article says a family member was reported missing. Missing member? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].