Solid but chunky.

Do you say pecan or pecan?

Hello Doo Drops! Our producer is back once again to make fun of the host and entertain us with stories. Ellen talks about whiskey and I talk about vomiting. Plus ya know...other stuff too. Enjoy and stay safe!

ASStrology!

On today's Doo, I have the pleasure of s(h)itting down with both my beloved Emily, and our producer Ellen. We discuss why we are the way we are, and whether or not the stars have a say in it. Enjoy this steaming pile of fantastic!

Emily's First Time

My beloved joins me today as we delve into smart topics like history and science! Please enjoy my beautiful girlfriend's first time on The Morning Doo!

Solid but chunky.

Hello Doo Drops! Ellen is back once again, for some reason? We discuss whether or not Garfeild is sexy or not? I discuss my educational path so far, and some dark history from my college town. Ellen tries to get me plan a murder, but I get her back with some simple definition slams! Check out this steaming pile of fun!

Where were you on 9/11?

Hello Doo Drops! Oh dang absolutely crazy episode today my dudes! Today we have some dynamite guests, our Scrooge McDuckian producer, Ellen, and the people’s champion, Chris! We talk about how dumb people are, including who is the dumbest one of the three of us (spoilers it’s the one sitting on the toilet) and we have our first and only true crime conversation. Check it out!