Scented Candles and Smothered Children

WD-40, Weed Whackers & Wandering Grocery Aisles

In this episode of The Riff, Trevor and Dusty dive into the strange world of summer yard work, the psychology of grocery stores, and the miracle substance known as WD-40. From lawn-care competition and confusing produce sections to the universal belief that WD-40 can fix almost anything except emotional damage, the guys riff their way through another beautifully unnecessary conversation.

Warby Parker, Manspreading & The Sound of Progress

In this episode of The Riff, Trevor and Dusty officially unveil their brand-new theme song (with a little suspiciously helpful assistance), then dive into the stylish world of Warby Parker and the timeless public nuisance known as manspreading. It’s part rebrand, part social commentary, and part two guys talking way too confidently about things they barely understand.

Cool Whip, Cranberries, and a Thanksgiving Crunchwrap

The guys fully embrace the November mood—gray skies, big meals, and joints that sound like bubble wrap. From their hot takes on Thanksgiving sides to a deep dive into a vat of Cool Whip, this episode captures everything great (and mildly depressing) about fall.

Seeing Less, Sleeping More, Judged Always

This week, the guys imagine a world where pets leave public reviews, admit that their eyesight and driving abilities peaked in 2007, and debate whether grounding blankets are a wellness breakthrough or a warm placebo. Spoiler: No clarity is reached. It's a 5-star mess from start to finish. Enjoy!

Scented Candles and Smothered Children

It’s soup season and the candles are burning—mostly because Trevor forgot to blow them out. In this episode, the guys dive into the powerful smells of Yankee Candles, the comfort or dislike of soup, and the paranoia of Life360. Because in 2025, even our soup comes with notifications.