"Poerty B*%CHES"

"Hundred Apology War" | The Writers' Room

Verily verily, children of the Room of Writers! King Cole and Braydan the Brave call upon thee to watch their glorious crusade deep into comedy realms wiser men dare not enter. Thine hosts of braincells one scribe a satire of an Internet trend odd... and concerns grow where to take it. Shall they hoist up a manuscript of hilarious repute? Or shall they hoist themselves on their own petard? Verily I declareth, you shall decideth for thineself! The Writers' Room" wishes to create an environment that is safe and inclusive for all. We don't intend for our comedy to cut down or circulate hate. If you were made to feel uncomfortable with tonight's episode, please let us know. We want to ensure that our work makes everyone laugh. Tonight's Script - "ASMR" | Premise by Cole Janes Cast: Cole Janes Braydan Kirkland

"Teachers Cheat Too" ft. Michelle Aspinwall

Psst. What did you get for question 4? Because I've got "The Writers' Room!" Tonight, Braydan brings on a long-awaited guest: his mom! The two go back to school and discuss everything from tricky teachings techniques, ridiculous required readings, and aspirational advice. MEANWHILE: Michelle defends against acc-Hughes-sations. Braydan puts his mom to the test. Cole... is on a perilous deep-sea adventure, apparently? Uh oh, quick! The teacher is coming by! Act like you're thinking! Cast:Braydan KirklandMichelle Aspinwall

"Poerty B*%CHES"

Dark gloom. Smoky tunes. Friend, you're in "The Writers' Room." *Snap snap snapity snap* Tonight, Cole gets crisp and Braydan gets brisk on the mic and the journal pages in their deep dive into the world of poetry. The guys soar high as they pry into the various forms that swarm in their grinds of minds. (In not idiot speak: Braydan teaches Cole a bunch of different styles). MEANWHILE: Braydan reminisces on his angsty middle school poetry phase. Cole raps straight with the women of the world. Billy the Beagle bites back. And... gubernatorial, whatever that means. *Snap snap snapity snap* Tonight's Writing - Various Untitled Poems | by Braydan Kirkland & Cole Janes Cast: Cole Janes Braydan Kirkland

"Mad Climax: Fury Road"

The- the steps of a thousand steps begins with the s- first one... Tonight, the guys are LOCKING IN and making a mad dash out of their spooky Halloween script! We pit protagonist Sam against the malicious Father Gabriel and craft a bittersweet ending sure to hit you in the feels. Meanwhile: Braydan is a show-tune-loving jerk, Cole is a reading-deprived philosopher, and the two are the protagonists of their own dentist horror stories. Now LOCK IN and take that first journey- step! Tonight's Script - "Those Who Enter Here" | Premise by Braydan Kirkland Cast: Cole Janes Braydan Kirkland

"Two Guys, One Card"

If this is the last ever episode of "The Writers' Room"... well, at least we went out on a bang or two. Tonight, an oft-teased bit is dealt into a full sketch: a trading card game featuring women of the night. Braydan's wild suggestions completely short-circuit Cole! Will the guys recover and write a cut-rate toy commercial parody? Or will fate pull the right card to spell their doom? (...grandma?!) MEANWHILE: Cole has, ahem, thoughts about "Star Wars" and Christopher Nolan. Braydan gets stunned and loses his nerd credibility. And the two just hope future academic employers have a good sense of humor. Tonight's Script - "Trading Card Game" | Premise by Cole Janes / Beat Sheet by Braydan Kirkland Cast: Cole Janes Braydan Kirkland