Porterhouse People Of The Week For June 9th

WOTW: Fast And Furious Wannabe

You can organize a street takeover or you can own a machine gun but both? I mean you'll get in trouble for either one but you're gonna get in REAL trouble for both. Ricky Alcantara-Hernandez did both... which is why he's our Weenie Of The Week.

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Carlos Mencia

I enjoy that Los Angeles County District Attorney, Nathan Hochman, using the word "scofflaw" when talking about Carlos Mencia dodging taxes for over 6 years. I don't enjoy that Mr. Mencia might go to jail for 10 years for doing so. I don't like taxes either but jail seems gross so for not doing what every other American has to do, Carlos should feel shame, shame, shame.

TSA vs Ranch Dressing

A lot of foreigner's are in America for the World Cup and a lot of foreigner's are just discovering ranch dressing for the first time ever and are LOVING it. The TSA are here to remind people that full bottles of ranch are not allowed in carry-ons. What a time to be alive.

All About Father's Day

Dad jokes, a top 10 and more for Father's Day!

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Faizon Love

Great actor, not so great dad. Dude can't pay his child support because apparently he made $0 last year. I get people suffer from hard times, but... zero dollars? I just signed up to do some work for Amazon Flex and that's on top of my full time job. There's money to be made my guy. Go support your kid. Love, for being a dead-beat, should feel shame, shame, shame.