WAPL Mornings with Laura Lee & Cutter

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Rockstar Games

Today was supposed to be the day Grand Theft Auto VI finally launched, but Rockstar Games has once again left fans staring at an empty release date. The game was originally slated for May 26, 2026 before being delayed again to November 19, 2026, pushing it even further back despite years of anticipation and hype. Rockstar’s explanation is the same familiar refrain, they need more time to “deliver at the level of quality players expect and deserve.” But after multiple delays stretching the game years beyond its earlier targets, it’s hard not to see a pattern of repeated postponements that keeps moving the goalposts on one of the most anticipated games in history. So instead of playing GTA 6 today, fans are left with screenshots, trailers, and yet another reminder that Rockstar’s perfectionism comes at the cost of patience...again. For making us wait, mooooooore, Rockstar should feel shame, shame, shame.

Generation Altercation For May 26th

Two smartie-smarts battle it out for Meatfest tickets on todays Generation Altercation!

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - The French Open

At the French Open, Arthur Gea was in the middle of a match when his stomach apparently declared war on him. After trying to tough it out, he walked to the chair umpire and essentially said, “I’m gonna sh** myself,” before sprinting off court for an emergency bathroom break. The crowd got treated to the rare “gastrointestinal timeout” category of professional tennis drama, which honestly feels like the natural evolution of a sport already fueled by grunting, suffering, and people requesting medical attention because the sun exists. But these things DO happen and the French Open official who told him to wait until after the match should feel shame, shame, shame.

Small Town Crime Wave For May 26th

May 16th - City of Eau Claire A guy on a motorcycle was intentionally revving his bike next to a police car, but he had no plate on the bike, and he also had a revoked license, so he was arrested  May 18th - City of Monroe A woman reported that she was at a guy’s apartment, and he was running around the building. When Police Officers arrived, they found out that she had some sort of restraining order to not have contact with him.  May 18th - City of Janesville The Police are looking for a woman who has stolen lemons and Corona from multiple stores  May 18th - City of Shullsburg A suspicious man threw a bible at people after answering the door and was then rambling on about ordering stuff on the internet, using their account.  I wonder if the guy knew a cop was next to him when he revved his engine because if you do that AND your license is revoked, that's not just small town crime wave.. that's grounds for potential weenie of the week. This silliness and more on this weeks, Small Town Crime Wave!

WOTW: Duke Boy Wanna Be

A guy in Fond du Lac apparently decided real life needed more The Dukes of Hazzard energy, leading deputies on a high-speed chase that ended with his car literally going airborne before crashing. Unfortunately for him, this wasn’t TV, there was no freeze-frame jump over a creek, no triumphant banjo music, and Boss Hogg wasn’t around to post bail.. but he IS our Weenie Of The Week!