30 Seconds of Accountability (it's about 7 Brides for 7 Brothers)

30 Seconds of Accountability (it's about 7 Brides for 7 Brothers)

Did we cover this movie already? Ky did a deepdive into the archive and can't find it, but we both have a vague memory that we did? Anyway, here it is! Goofy songs, terrible advice, high knee'd dance numbers, human trafficking, and sex jokes! Due to technical difficulties, the sound is lower than usual for the first half, and there's a few weird moments the editing software tried to fix without my consent, but it's a hoot none the less! Bless your beautiful hide!

This Woman is Spaghetti (it's about "Pancake" by JADED)

Emily and Ky lead rich, full lives! They travel! Their friends get married! Emily's the chief steward of her union! Ky is supposed to be doing admin! Anyway, this week's episode is a re-release. It's our third episode ever, and I think it's a real treat. Pull up the song so you can listen along! Is this song about sex? Is it rich with metaphors? Is Liz short for lizard? Does eating something you're allergic to make you gooey in the middle? We may never know.

Isn't that just Life? (it's about DARE's Journey Through the Land of Decisions and Choices)

Emily and Ky are at the beach with pelvic floor issues! Before they have to pee again, they discuss daring to get ready for bed, the frozen yogurt craze, why there are so many boobs in this PSA, why DARE always seems to be trying to increase children's exposure to drugs, and of course, what THEIR drug PSA would say! It's a another giggly beach episode as they journey through their own land of decisions and choices. Will they pay $15 for a pina colada? Will they try cocaine again? Will they ever know how one actually sniffs glue? The only way for you to find out is to make your own decision and choice to listen!

This is a Silly Critique to Make (it's about Sausage Party (2014)

The beach is for bitches, and thank God, no one asked Emily and Ky to watch their stuff this year, or explained to them what breakfast was! This year they're explaining one of Emily's mom's favorite movies! The woman contains legions. And Emily and Ky contain oppinions! Lots of them! Is this a deeply layered satirical commentary on modern american life? Is it an endless string of racially insensitive stereotypes and raunchy puns? Could it be both? There's only one way to find out, and we do not recomend you pay $3.99 for the privilege.

A Solid Shoulder Shimmy (it's a Re-Release about "Escape - The Pina Colada Song")

Does anything hit quite like a piña colada on a hot day? No, absolutely not. Who doesn’t like a piña colada?? Certainly none of our listeners, which is part of what is so half-brained at best about this personal add relationship train wreck set to a boppy beat we’re re-releasing our episode on from season one. Order yourself one, and thank your lucky stars you’re not in a relationship with either one of these two!