Touching Grass So I Don't Sh!t My Pants

Activating our VAGUS nerves for Coachella (with Summertime Jazz)

[Insert brainrot one-liner here] Cause this week we have our fourth and highly anticipated Zestie, Jazz, join the pod for an outdoor and breezy talk about her most memorable nights out, her pets, passions, poetry, and COACHELLA! Jazz and Cris calm their VAGUS nerves by the coast as they kiki about homophobic club admissions and their Zestful travels, so if you like getting mad dogged by the beach, then you're gonna love these sandy cheeks. Listen in for Cris' BUSTED audio cause he's a tiny dancer (for money), not a sound person. Jazz shares a sweet, yet sensual poem as they migrate away from the beach to the location where Cats the Musical was filmed! That's right, Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were a Zesty couple of cats for a shameless plug. Ahhh, all this typing makes me want a Krispy Kreme. Question is... was it crispy? ...Right ...right

Touching Grass So I Don't Sh!t My Pants

Aight listen! This week Cris is gonna tell you why you need to stop crying, go outside, and touch some MF grass cause he's giving a master class on anxiety and what's causing us to lose our minds. His new obsession with minimalism is enough to exorcise the Zesty demons that linger within, a gaggle of geese jump him, and SpaceX releases a new snot rocket! Stay to the end and watch/listen for when a squirrel with huge nuts nearly attacks him!

I am your Papi! (With RamBam)

This week Cris's father, or "Papi", joins him in a quick convo about his upcoming short film, hates on artificial intelligence, and talks about a huge milestone in his life that makes him almost impenetrable to ICE agents. The real question is: Is he Zesty enough to stay in this country?

The Glue Stick (With Danielle)

This week Cris brings along Danielle to reveal their sticky high school history and how it bonded them together, all because of a glue stick. They talk smack on a high school bully that is now a good buddy of theirs and trauma-dump on each other along the way. Cris does a costume change mid-episode, and Danielle thinks she's a wine sommelier. Find out how truly Zesty Danielle is. I mean, she's friends with Cris, so that says enough in itself!

Let’s get Zesty

A quick intro to what brought on the idea of Zesties podcast and what the future has in store.