The Revenge Of Podcast

Milkshake on a Cheeseburger

The crew goes live and immediately loses the plot using fancy new broadcasting software. Between celebrating a record-shattering week at the cafe, defending the shop's emotional boundaries regarding new hires, and analyzing the strict new retailer policies dropping out of DC Comics, this episode turns into a love letter to the messy chaos of local fandom events and a direct roast of Coral’s absolutely horrifying late-night fast-food habits. This Week’s Insanity: * Goblin Games Glory: A massive post-mortem on the Wizard of Barge popup where 300+ orders of "Goblin Juice" triggered the cafe’s biggest day in history, while Coral spent the night getting terrified by John Goblikon in the bathroom. * Comic-Con Speed Dating: The team maps out their upcoming trip to San Diego Comic-Con, proposing a live-streamed speed-dating filter for Coral hosted entirely by Tini Howard. * Gay News: Celebrating the scandalous post-mortem fallout of "Lady G," tap-dancing in hell with televangelists, and the literal expiration date of broken political NDAs. * Adult Nightclub Accolades: Jumbo's Clown Room gets a prestigious nomination for Small Club of the Year at the "ED Awards," forcing Coral to clean the leftover green paint off the shop's prop rubber boobies. * Comic Book Crackdown: Joe breaks down DC Comics' aggressive new terms of service that cap retailer exclusive variants at five times the cover price to stop secondary market gouging. * Vampire Lestat Deep Dive: Jeff and Joe unpack the emotional weight of the penultimate episode of The Vampire Lestat while brainstorming explicit vampire-themed watch-party snacks. * Coral's UFC Exodus: Frustrated by excessive political and religious posturing in the octagon, Coral threatens to abandon her mixed martial arts obsession entirely. * Culinary Abominations: A deeply disturbing look inside Coral’s true diet, featuring a regular In-N-Out 4x4 smash and her signature gourmet trick of pouring a McDonald's vanilla milkshake directly onto a cheeseburger. Loose, chaotic, and completely unhinged, this episode is what happens when you survive 30 live tattoos and realize you have absolutely no boundaries left to cross. New episodes every week. Only at Revenge Of, where the burgers come in boxes, and the milkshake belongs on the side.

That's America's Bulge

The crew goes live with a fancy new camera setup and immediately loses the plot over Coral’s high-fidelity vampire rankings and a thorough breakdown of the pop culture wedding of the century. Between mourning a prolific pet opossum hunter, dragging the live-action Avatar continuation, and marveling at a highly specific superhero video game skin, this episode turns into a hilarious celebration of pride, pageantry, and questionable cinematic tastes. This Week’s Insanity: * Bane’s Reckoning: The crew welcomes back the ashes of Bane, a legendary pet honored with a custom urn inscribed "Born in the Darkness" to commemorate her relentless opossum-hunting career. * The Giga-Wedding: A deep dive into Taylor Swift's high-security Madison Square Garden wedding, featuring checked phones, an indoor forest, and Lena Dunham making an uncomfortable toast about football players. * The "Catching Kelce" Throwback: Joe and Jeff reminisce about working on the short-lived E! reality dating show Catching Kelce, recalling a young Travis Kelce being asked a classic game of "Mary, Kiss, Kill". * Avatar Outrage: Coral goes completely off on season two of Netflix's live-action Avatar, slamming the writers for a lack of character development and for creating unapproved side quests for Zuko and Katara. * America’s Bulge: The gang loses their minds over a patriotic new Marvel Rivals skin that features Captain America in a wrestling singlet, complete with explicit, un-nerfed jiggle physics on a paddle boat. * The C*nty Vampire Rankings: Coral sets the record straight on the ultimate hierarchy of theatrical bloodsuckers, crowning Sam Reed's Lestat as the absolute peak while dismissing Edward Cullen as a total "bitch baby". Loose, chaotic, and deeply cinematic — this episode is what happens when you let the conversation alternate between classic literature and video game anatomy. New episodes every week. Only at Revenge Of — where the cameras are fancy, and the vampires are sophisticated.

Spaghetti with My Meatballs Out

The crew goes live to celebrate a massive subscriber milestone before immediately dissolving into an interrogation of Coral’s highly suspicious medical leave. From a "Cathouse-style" speed-dating pitch for Comic-Con to an explicit breakdown of why Lowe’s curtain aisle functions as a secret queer speakeasy, this episode explores the fine line between normal rest and a wildly unhinged afternoon in a budget Pasadena massage parlor. This Week’s Insanity: * The Lesbian Bathhouse Blueprint: The group details the logistics of gay bathhouses, leading Joe to hypothesize that a lesbian equivalent would just be a room full of flatpack furniture waiting to be assembled. * Towel Spaghetti: Jeff takes a trip down memory lane to recall a legendary bathhouse in Germany where a packed restaurant of naked patrons ate plates of delicious spaghetti in nothing but their towels. * The 4th of July Hot Dog Hoard: After accidentally booking themselves to work on America's birthday, Jeff overcompensates by purchasing an entire grill, eight pounds of potato salad, and a literal box office of free hot dogs. * Tom Cruise Backlash: Coral triggers Jeff and Joe by claiming Interview with the Vampire is Tom Cruise's only good movie, casually dismissing Top Gun Maverick as "just dudes in airplanes... basically Fast and Furious but with helicopters". * Spy Drama Slants: The guys embrace their inner old-man habits by bingeing Slow Horses and season 2 of The Agency, while calling out a weirdly jammed right-wing trans-military commentary hidden inside Lioness. * Coral’s Corner (The Pasadena Glute Crisis): Coral defends a "coupon trip" to a Pasadena parlor that devolved into a traumatic group massage where her underwear was jammed into a crack, her ass was aggressively stoned with hot rocks, and a petite masseuse climbed onto the bed to completely teabag her head. Loose, highly explicit, and deeply unhygienic—this episode is a masterclass in why you should always look a gift coupon in the mouth. New episodes every week. Only at Revenge Of — where the hot dogs are free, and the drop-ceiling tiles are missing for a reason.

Flesh-Toned Panties & See-Through Shorts

The crew goes live for a chaotic post-inventory survival meeting as Kenzie steps into the studio to replace a bedridden Coral. Between industry spike cancellations and a literal betrayal at the movie theater bucket line, the group checks in on the neighborhood's toxic entertainment habits and a very questionable fashion choice. This Week’s Insanity: * The Week From Hell: Jeff, Joe, and Kenzie calculate a brutal seven-day stretch that included a massive store inventory count and a smoky La Zilla market where the city smelled like it was on fire. * Breezy Bottoms: Jeff breaks down his questionable wardrobe choices for the market, completely see-through mesh shorts paired with flesh-toned panties, and maps out a terrifying plan to wear a full mesh crop-top outfit to Disneyland. * Vampire Lore Takeover: Kenzie completely surrenders to the AMC+ Interview with the Vampire hype train, aligning with Jeff and Joe over Lestat’s musical genius and Louis’s timeline transformation from a pining bookworm into a cutthroat businessman . * Popcorn Bucket Craze: A heavy-hitting analysis of current theater marketing gimmicks, highlighting the dick-shaped Supergirl cup, the IMAX camera bucket, and Kenzie's deep psychological scars over missing out on the Dune sandworm bucket . * Movie Brain: The group tracks the Netflix "spike cancellation" of The Burrows, the campy Evil Dead-style gore of They Will Kill You, and Javier Bardem's oddly magnetic prison-tat energy in Cape Fear . * Coral’s Corner (Sickness Check): The crew patches a sick Coral directly into the studio line to check her pulse, only to be greeted by a sound Jeff can only characterize as a "weak ass fart" that mimics wet meat slapping on a table. Truncated, unhinged, and completely unfiltered, this episode proves that summer in LA is an endurance sport. New episodes every week. Only at Revenge Of — where the shorts are see-through, and the popcorn cups are highly questionable.

Ripping the Head Off a Bald Eagle

The crew is fueled by Celsius once again and recovering from the store's first-ever full inventory lockdown. Between mapping out a new pinball Roomba, dodging Hollywood Pride to stay on Sunset, and surviving a horrific real-life Night Crawler scenario on San Fernando Road, this episode pivots seamlessly from campy blockbusters into a full-scale analysis of Coral's literal fixation on 70-year-old actresses and anime food orgasms. This Week’s Insanity: * Inventory & Upgrades: Sifting through thousands of comic books for inventory, adding a new Roomba to the pinball room, and celebrating Salo's latest "clandestine" D Division championship win. * LotZilla & Marvel Magic: Prepping for the "gay" LotZilla market with approved beer permits, exclusive merch drops, and a preview of the upcoming Marvel Superheroes MTG pre-release. * Bizarre Brakes: Processing the wild international news cycle, from a tragic mid-air helicopter collision in Brazil to a horrific bungee jumping accident where the crew completely forgot to attach a rope. * Mommy Issues & The Tunnels: Coral goes completely hard defending The Burrows, forcing Jeff and Joe to address her deep-seated attraction to Stuart Little's mama, Geena Davis. * The San Fernando Crash: Jeff and Joe recount being the first citizens on the scene of a brutal collision, keeping a trapped 19-year-old awake while dodging opportunistic "night crawler" camera vultures and 30 intensely fit firemen. * Coral’s Corner: Celebrating America's birthday with a $39.99 porcelain bald eagle bourbon bottle from Costco, UFC fights on the White House lawn, and an introduction to the naked food hallucinations of Food Wars. Loose, chaotic, and heavily caffeinated — this episode is what happens when you step away from the comic racks and end up holding hands with destiny on the asphalt. New episodes every week. Only at Revenge Of — where the variables are unmapped and the eagle heads come right off.