2 Additional Boleyn Girls

Hello Upper East Siders, thought you’d gotten rid of us? Well, think again! The Girls and Matty make a triumphant return, and while some things may be new (Ellen’s recent affinity for Sam Claflin, Gráinne's Tom Cruise era), others remain the same (the Daily Mail's hard hitting journalism). Catch up on two years of pop culture as Henry VIII navigates his third marriage - maybe this time it'll work out! Follow us on Twitter: ⁠@2boleyngirls⁠ [https://twitter.com/2boleyngirls]

In the Season 2 interregnum, join the Girls and Producer Matty as they revisit the famed Jonathan Rhys Meyers star vehicle Bend It Like Beckham. Don’t know anything about soccer? Don’t worry, neither do Ellen and Matty! However, if you do like soccer and have ever wondered which 1998 Man U player is the soul mate of each Spice Girl, we’ve got a treat for you! Follow us on Twitter: @2boleyngirls [https://twitter.com/2boleyngirls]

As "The Best Season" comes to a close, the Girls are joined by Friend of the Pod, Tudors Super Fan, and reformed JRM admirer Ariane for their final good-bye to everyone's favourite Girlboss, Anne Boleyn. With some incredible Heir, Male and a lot of weird, heavy swan imagery, Anne Boleyn couldn't have asked for a better send off! Follow Ariane on Twitter: @f_cteau [https://twitter.com/f_cteau] Follow us on Twitter: @2boleyngirls [https://twitter.com/2boleyngirls] Daphne's Heir, Male video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XipvpB4Q2Ts [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XipvpB4Q2Ts]

Edit: if you heard the old busted ass version of this episode, no you didn't This week, the Girls manage to stay mostly on topic as Henry VIII locks up one wife and lockets up another. The body count is high in this episode: eulogies include Mark Smeaton, the worst assassin ever, and - surprisingly - Catherine Parr. Also while Producer Matty was uploading this episode, Ellen sent a text that said "i just found out mark smeaton was a real person on the weekend nearly lost it" like if The Tudors was making up a historical guy they would name him Mark??? Crazy behaviour. Follow us on Twitter: @2boleyngirls [https://twitter.com/2boleyngirls]

They said it couldn't be done. Equipped with new microphones, the Girls emerge from the depths of the ocean to release an episode less than three months after the previous one. Despite starting off firmly on topic, the Girls quickly become distracted by WikiFeet, the romantic history of another Henry, and the “what if” scenario of if Twitter had existed over 400 years ago. Join us on what sure to (still) be Producer Matty's editing nightmare! Follow us on Twitter: @2boleyngirls [https://twitter.com/2boleyngirls]