S-2 EP14 - Bedtime Battles and Bullsh*t!

S-2 EP15 - Fathers Day Fallacies - The ultimate guide for the Day for Him!

Most dads agree: Father’s Day is about relaxing, quality time, and maybe some good food—plus “nothing too expensive,” right? Well, we cracked open a Bloody Mary and unleashed the ultimate dad-approved Father’s Day cheat sheet—less about flashy gifts, more about what really matters: food, sports, and avoiding the garage clutter. In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, Taylor and Mike share the one thing every dad really wants—no, it’s not a spa day or a new power tool. It’s simple: good food, chill time, and maybe some epic dad jokes. They riff on the best—and worst—Father’s Day gifts, from the infamous “world’s best dad” coffee mugs to the absurdity of golf-related presents (seriously, who needs another set of clubs?). Plus, they dish on what they'd really love—like a nap with a kiddo snoozing on their chest or a day at the IndyCar race with their boys. Yeah, that sounds pretty perfect. You'll discover: the hilarious list of gifts dads don’t want (please, no jewelry or Hawaiian shirts), the absurdity of Yahoo’s top Father’s Day presents, and the secret weapon gift everyone loves—smacking sunflower seeds at 10% off! We break down the ultimate dad day plans, from lakeside puking sessions to strategic naps, all mixed with laugh-out-loud stories and the kind of dad wisdom only seasoned pros can deliver.Why does it matter? Well, treat your dad right this year—without draining your wallet—because the real gift is quality moments, not clutter. If you’re tired of “do-it-yourself” gifts and just want the lowdown on what makes Dad happy, this episode delivers. Perfect for dads, daughters, sons, or anyone who loves a good dad joke—plus, a few Wisconsin NCAA facts for flavor. So, whether you’re planning your own father’s day or just here for the laughs, tune in and get the scoop on what dads really want—spoiler: it’s way simpler than you think. And remember, the best gift? Maybe just joining us for a laugh. Happy Father’s Day! www.2dads1mic.Riverside.com [http://www.2dads1mic.Riverside.com] www.smakinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic [http://www.smakinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic]

S-2 EP14 - Bedtime Battles and Bullsh*t!

Most parents dread bedtime, but these two dads? They might actually be creating a bedtime revolution — or just proving why it’s the most exhausting part of the day. After a hilarious deep dive into the chaos of kids’ nightly routines, Mike and Taylor reveal the unending battles of getting kids to follow a simple "brush, pee, pajamas" checklist — a routine they’ve been preaching for years with zero luck. Spoiler: they’re still fighting the good fight (or just fighting).You’ll discover the wild antics kids pull that grind every parent’s gears — from refusal to get ready, to snack chaos, to the infamous poopy pants protest of age six. Plus, they hilariously explore how to (try to) calm kids with classical music, why kids want a family playlist of “Bedroom or Living Room,” and how their kids’ sleep habits reflect their own childhood adventures (think: sneaky egg snatching and disappeared middle-of-the-night snacks). They’ll also share the kitchen-sink approach to bedtime snack rules, how to handle the infamous “I’m hungry but didn’t eat dinner” problem, and secret tactics to survive the torment of multiple bathroom trips.If you’ve ever wrestled this bedtime beast, this episode is your survival guide. It’s chaotic, it’s relatable, and it’s packed with the kind of parenting truth bombs that make you laugh and nod — especially if you’re tired enough to say, “Oh, that’s exactly my nightly battle.” Perfect for parents, sleep-deprived wanderers, or anyone who’s ever had to negotiate with a tiny dictator about bedtimes.And yes, there’s a little reminder that sometimes, you just gotta let the kids win (or lose, or whatever). So pour a glass of wine, brace yourself for bedtime chaos, and join these two dads in a quest to finally conquer the kids’ bedtime bullshit — or at least laugh about it while you’re still sane. www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic [http://www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic] www.2dads1mic.riverside.com [http://www.2dads1mic.riverside.com]

S-2 EP13 - From Big Kid Bed Nerves to Duck Farts: Why Pushing Routines Leads to the Best Adventures

Most parents will tell you routines are life — until they snap and crave a little chaos. Yep, even the most routine-driven dad has his moments of "Yolo," and tonight’s episode digs into why we secretly love (and secretly dread) sticking to a schedule — especially when it comes to our kids. From sleep tweaks to tailgate hacks, we spill the beans on how routines shape our sanity, our kids’ happiness, and the perfect moments to break free and just... breathe.Forget the mundane. We break down why routines are more than just habits — they’re emotional anchors, trivial traditions, and secret sources of nostalgia. You’ll discover how changing a bedtime routine can feel like a full-on rebellion, why tailgating with duct tape and beer koozies is a sport, and how the simple act of drinking wine while talking routines might just be parenting therapy. We’re also diving into how routines shift when chaos hits, from family vacations to the infamous "duck fart" at Lambeau. It’s wild, it’s funny, and it’s profoundly relatable. You’ll learn: * The surprising reason routines are more sentimental than practical * Practical tactics for getting out of kid routines without fully losing your mind * How adult routines—like working out or eating healthy—are often sacrificed on the altar of parenthood * Why sometimes, an hour of grocery aisle avoidance is the healthiest thing you can do * And a whole lot of Wisconsin-style debate—beer, bubblers, and fart jokes included This episode isn’t just about kids... it’s about adulting hard, finding balance, and realizing that sometimes the best routine is breaking one. Perfect for parents, chaos lovers, or anyone who’s ever wondered if routine is just a fancy word for comfort zone—spoiler: it totally is. Tune in, because your sanity will thank you. (P.S. We promise, no sunflower seeds were harmed in the making of this episode—well, maybe a few. And don’t forget to check out our merch at www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic [http://www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic] for that Father’s Day gift your dad secretly needs.) www.2dads1mic.riverside.com [http://www.2dads1mic.riverside.com] 2dads1mic414@gmail.com [2dads1mic414@gmail.com]

S-2 EP12 - How to Screw up Mother's Day Like a Pro ( and How Not To!)

Most dads think Mother's Day is all about breakfast in bed or a fancy gift—they forget the real secret: just not making things worse. Turns out, the biggest gift you can give a mom on Mother's Day is... a day off from the chaos—and the mental load. But good luck figuring out how to make that happen without her rolling her eyes, right?In this hilariously candid episode, we dive into the worst Mother's Day blunders we've ever made—spoiler: asking "what do you want to do?" is rookie territory—and the gift ideas that actually make her smile, not roll her eyes. You'll discover why gas station flowers are a crime, why homemade coupons rarely get redeemed, and how to avoid giving her a self-help book or leftover holiday candy (big nope). Plus, we reveal what moms truly want—hint: it’s not fancy stuff, it’s thoughtfulness, a little relaxation, and maybe a handwritten letter or two.We break down the worst gifts moms say they've received—think weight loss products or gift cards to stores they’d never step foot in—and contrast that with the top wishes: a day of zero responsibilities, heartfelt notes, or special experiences. If you're tired of messing up or just want to finally nail it this year, this episode is your new secret weapon.Perfect for dads who want to surprise their wives instead of setting back the progress with that "last-minute gift," or anyone who’s ever questioned if their gift really hits the mark. Plus, get a sneak peek at our own Mother's Day disasters and a wild new idea for sunflower seed therapy—you’re welcome. So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just want to avoid the “gift from gas station” label, tune in. Because the best way to celebrate the woman who’s literally raising your kids (and you) is to do less—less stress, less work, and more love. And maybe some bloodymarys. Cheers to that! www.2dads1mic.riverside.com [http://www.2dads1mic.riverside.com] www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic [http://www.smackinsunflowerseeds.com/2dads1mic]

S-2 EP11 - Packers, Beers, and Tears: The Wisconsin Way!

Most sports fans know the heartbreak of a crushing loss, but what if the emotional toll runs deeper—and lasts years? In this episode, we dive into the intense emotional impact of sports heartbreaks for die-hard fans, revealing how each crushing defeat might literally shorten your lifespan. If you've ever felt like a loss took a piece of your soul—or even your health—you're not alone. Join us as we unpack some of the most devastating moments in Wisconsin sports history—from the Packers' unforgettable 2014 NFC Championship meltdown to Brewers' puzzling postseason collapses and Bucks' heartbreaking playoff series. Mike and Taylor share their personal stories and the games they’ll never forget—and wish they could—like Brett Favre’s infamous interception, the Brewers' 2011 World Series heartbreak, or the Bucks’ recent playoff pain. It’s a deep dive into the raw emotions and surreal frustrations of being a passionate sports fan. You'll discover: * Why finishing games matters more than winning or losing, and the mental toll when your team falls short in the last second * The fascinating psychology behind sports heartbreaks and their physical toll on fans * Concrete examples of epic sports letdowns—including the Packers’ near victory turned heartbreak and Milwaukee’s playoff wipeouts—plus behind-the-scenes insights into why these moments cut so deep * How sports culture makes us feel like part of the team, and why that attachment amplifies our pain—and our pride * Surprising facts like how a 2007 NFC Championship game led to a lifetime of "what ifs," and why some believe these heartbreaks could even impact health Why does all this matter? Because in the whirlwind of emotional highs and crushing lows, fans become intertwined with their teams’ fate—sometimes at a cost. Missing out on key victories, or being robbed of championship glory, isn't just agony—it's a phenomenon that can shape your mental health and outlook. Perfect for the passionate sports fanatic, the sentimental fan, or anyone who’s ever felt the sting of defeat. Whether you're a Wisconsin native or just a sports lover, this episode shows you why heartbreak is part of the game—and how embracing it might help you understand yourself better. Don’t miss these candid stories and insights into what makes sports fever so personally impactful. Hit play now to explore the true cost of being a committed fan—and what to do when your team lets you down again. #SportsHeartbreak #WisconsinSports #Packers #Brewers #Bucks #FanLife #EmotionalImpact #SportsFans #Heartbreak #Podcast #Wisconsin