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We visit an old blind chap who explains the mystery of Avebury. We then go to the pub in the village and get haunted by woman down a well who says 'OW.' Then we visit Silbury Hill to discover the engineer.

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We meet part man, part crow, part ghost and head on down to Swindon...

abattoirketchup178 3/8

We follow our narrator to an art show where visions take control of his psyche.

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abattoirketchup178 2/8 unveils the ecological warfare humans have unknowingly been recruited into. Along with the climate crisis, there are men who look like sausage rolls, quad biking sushi and a wheel-chaired old lady dressed as Elvis.

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This is part 1 of abattoirketchup178 where a crazed septuagenarian man makes it his mission to extricate people from earth by forging a new reality outside of the body. Naturally he doesn’t know where to begin, but a breadcrumb trail presents itself. Follow him as he rears geese, wrestles librarians in the British Library, makes world record attempts to get the money for a plane ticket to Cairo and generally writhes around on the floor in fear and bewilderment.