9. Turd Talk & Shoulder Sex

12. Legit Cleaning Tips

Alexine gives you the nitty gritty on cleaning; it's more interesting than you might expect. She brags about her new arrangement for hair care. She gets into the dollars and (non) cents of her (soon to be EX) boss' business.  She describes the right time and place to get a cocaine habit.  SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat,  and Freesound.org;  Specifically: WolfieRankin, ShimSewn, Reitanna, HeyMelzy  Credit: Black Christmas (1974) Inside Out (2015) Batman, (1966) Ghosts N Stuff, deadmau5 Taxman, The Beatles The Golden Child (1986)  Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]

11. The Reverend, Liquid Cocaine & Nourishing Deodorant

Alexine lets her hair down and has some FUN with her friend Sheen, another 'double bubble'! The rockabilly world is working for them both. She pontificates on the sexiness of women in all sizes.  She manages to get through another day of cleaning while hung-the-fuck-over. SFX: from Artlist, Zapsplat,  and Freesound.org;  Specifically: Gaiterjay, LeeMuffin, RomanHoltwick, SystemShock, OwlStorm, Tomlija, Escortmarius, StarvingPony, CaseyMoura, Florianreiche, FelixBlume, ArtNinja Credit:  Galaxy 500, The Reverend Horton Heat Echoes of the Past, Max Hixon Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke (1978) Tropic Thunder (2008) Cristela (2014) The Loved Ones (1965) Terry Crews, Old Spice  Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]

10. Podcasts & Dog Fuckers

Alexine introduces us to some of her fav classic podcasts and explains what it's like to hear Americans talk about things now that she lives outside of the States; Dear Gawd. She compares the beloved Dyson stick vac with old-school carpet suckers. She shares a true poo confession and her frustration with dog-fuckers. And elaborates on a few feats from her glory days before being fired at the Resort. Then starts to think seriously about quitting the cleaning company she works for and poaching her clients on the way out... SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat,  and Freesound.org;  Specifically: HDvideoguy, Samuel, Craigsmith, JellyDaisies, SuddenDice, SamanthaCastleberry, Qubodup, Kyles, SacredMatt Credit: Marilyn Monroe  Give Peace a Chance, John Lennon and Yoko Ono Little Shop of Horrors (1986) MSE-6 Droid, Star Wars (1980) MIL@PIT Elmore Safe Oh Brother Where Art Though (2000) The 3 Stooges 300 (2006) Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]

9. Turd Talk & Shoulder Sex

Alexine tells us more than we want to know about her should pain relief and having a 'moment' on a massage table. Her love for dog breasts, yes, dog breasts. And we hear about the first time she took her 14 year old son Harvey to the hospital after a  reaction to his latest drug of choice.  SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat,  and Freesound.org; Specifically: innominatus, ertfelda, tourismandhospitality Credit: Fresh bowl, Ally McBeal Turtle head, Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Family Feud and Aubrey Sharp as Harvey Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]

8. Cold Concrete & a Furtive Hubby

Alexine introduces us to a couple of cleans in luxury homes; one is stark and cold, the other is cluttered and cozy.  She compares her pained body to the ladies of these grand properties.  She finds friendship with Cairo, the family dog, even if her shoulders pay the price.   SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat,  and Freesound.org;  Specifically: zaku18, matrixxx. Credit:  eerie choir, 2001: Space Odyssey stay on target, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Marge groan, The Simpsons   Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]