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A dead alpaca. A trail of small white lies. A stoned Rottweiler. A beer can model. A political rally to make America tall again. Just another day in the life of Corinne Kaplan.

Introducing a new segment: This Week In Thirst, where Max and Corinne review the desperate, undignified behavior that former Survivor contestants resort to for attention and/or money. Plus, the stalker becomes the stalked: Corinne has a secret admirer.

It's a Doodie Chron-Vom Chron crossover episode as Corinne goes down with a wicked bout of food poisoning while on the road! Don't worry, it's nothing that a handful of Ambien can't fix... ATF: this podcast is going to save your soul.

Max is having the worst Valentine's Day ever. Corinne is living out her childhood dream of having a monkey of her very own. Plus, the unveiling of the winners of the #BringItBack contest and lots of advice about how to wreck your life, relationships, friendships, or your friends' lives and relationships!

Max is joined by Matt Hoffman (Big Brother 12) for an ATF On Your Side Special Report on the controversy surrounding the Swaggy C vs Fessy Charity(?) Basketball Game. Just typing that gave me douche chills.