It Was This or Selling a Kidney

Soft Boys, Soft Feelings, and Hard D*cks

This week, I spiral about the gentle chaos of falling for a soft boy — one who dances with me in the dark, makes me cry to Laufey, and has me ready to get married in a parking lot. I didn’t mean to feel this much. I swear I just wanted to vibe. PSA : This Episode was recorded while there was no electricity so sorry but the noise is because I was near a window for AIR😂 Also in this episode: 💌 Was I Mean or Just Right? makes its debut 📣 Listener form submissions are OPEN SOON for Confessions and Was I Mean or Just Right ? Tune in for laughs, longing, and a few too many feelings.

It Was This or Selling a Kidney

🎙️ Episode 0: It Was This or Selling a Kidney Welcome to Virgo Confidential—the chaotic, unserious, brutally honest podcast you didn’t know you needed. Hosted by someone who’s mentally ill and mentally ill (yes, there’s a difference), Episode 0 kicks things off with sass, sarcasm, and soul. Why start a podcast? Because being perceived is terrifying, but attention? Delicious. In this intro episode, we’re talking about: • The real reason behind this podcast (hint: not selling organs) • Why I’m always right (and you’re probably soft) • What to expect: gossip, unsolicited advice, and red flags • Future segments like “Was I Mean or Just Right?” and “Confessions” • The first official Red Flag of the Week: Adults who abbreviate everything (yes, I’m talking to you—wyd?) This is a 15-minute quickie (yes, that word was intentional) to give you a taste of what’s coming. Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged. So sit down—with your fat ass—and enjoy the ride. Because I’m not mean. I’m just accurate. And yes, I might be queer, so come here, my dear.