FACK SMACK!

FACK SMACK!

Oh hey, we're back! Did you miss us? Don't lie, we'll know. This week we talk about Liz quitting her job, Bob's encounters with (alleged) foot fetishists, hot mic moments, and inappropriate music in retail establishments. Enjoy!

Escaped Convict Survival Edition

Remember that time an escaped murderer was on the loose nearby? Bob does too. Him and Liz discuss the pros and cons of putting Dog the Bounty Hunter on the case, hamster stories - which Liz insists everyone has - new phone woes, and more. Tune in for what may actually be our funniest episode yet.

Our Religious Era

Somehow our dynamic duo made the jump from Stranger Things catfishing to Liz's gospel choir experience in this episode. Not quite sure how that happened, but it turns out both Bob and Liz have had some experiences with religion that may just explain a thing or two about them. Hallelujah for that, am I right?

OBX Shenanigans & Monster Truck Drag Races

Elizabeth took a trip to the Outer Banks, which you'll get to hear all about in this episode! From awkward bike rides to being called out by a child for her somersault skills, the trip went about as well as you'd expect. After that, Bob chats about a recent experience seeing monster trucks, which, well... Throw Bob into a crowd of people in 'Murica cutoff shirts and loud trucks. I think you can imagine what may come next.

Summertime Madness: Part 2

Bob had his chance to catch up on summer shenanigans, now it's Liz's turn, and boy does she have some stories. From getting a gym membership (ew) to getting ghosted and blocked by Instagram influencers, Liz's summer has turned out to be both awkward and very much unhinged.