Episode 442 ★ Only Coffee Wake Up Brain

Episode 442 ★ Only Coffee Wake Up Brain

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Rev.Hodl, Kevin S, Logues, RevCyberTrucker, ChadF, RnR Andy Brash, cbrooklyn, HeyCitizen++, Boolysteed, piranesi, Reed   Tune in to Battle of the Douchebags THURSDAY June 11 after No Agenda   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: Stryv & Aaron Thompson - Ignite [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA0CvelY2VE]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had an energy drink. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever visited a breastaurant.    TOP THREE 33 Kentucky Gov. Beshear extends gas tax reduction for 33 cities, counties [https://www.wlwt.com/article/kentucky-beshear-extends-gas-tax-reduction-cities-counties/71538794](WLWT) Boeing jet deliveries jump to 60 in May, 33% higher than last year [https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/boeing-jet-deliveries-jump-60-may-33-higher-than-last-year-2026-06-09/](Reuters) Fire engulfs 33 hybrid cars at docks compound [https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c392gxk1x82o] (BBC) 33 cities with highest number of dog attacks on mail carriers, according to USPS [https://www.al.com/news/2026/06/33-cities-with-highest-number-of-dog-attacks-on-mail-carriers-according-to-usps.html] (AL.com)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN WNBA collective bargaining agreement removes weed from banned substances list, sets out rules for how players can invest in, promote cannacompanies [https://www.wnbpa.com/thecba] (WNBPA) First Alabama medical dispensary opens after years of delay [https://alabamareflector.com/2026/06/04/first-medical-cannabis-store-opens-in-state-after-years-of-delays/](Alabama Reflector) Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signed a bill revising how pot tax revenue is allocated [https://leg.colorado.gov/bills/HB26-1409] (Colorado.gov) Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont signed bill expanding psychedelic pilot program [https://www.cga.ct.gov/asp/cgabillstatus/cgabillstatus.asp?selBillType=Bill&bill_num=SB00191&which_year=2026] (CT.gov) Idaho lawmakers approve ballot language blocking voters from legalizing weed [https://legislature.idaho.gov/sessioninfo/2025/legislation/HJR004/] (ID.gov) Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds signs bill doubling medical dispensary license number, letting out-of-state residents register in the program [https://www.legis.iowa.gov/legislation/BillBook?ga=91&ba=HF990] (Iowa.gov) Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry allowed bill letting terminal patients use medical pot in hospitals take effect without his signature [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?s=26rs&b=SB270&sbi=y] (LA.gov) New Jersey Gov. Mike Sherrill signed a bill allowing large-size hemp drinks, letting medical dispensaries add recreational sales without local approval [https://www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/2004416](NJ.gov)   METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker is MIA but you can follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard [https://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashboard/] Strategy purchases [https://www.strategy.com/purchases] More than $1 trillion in value gone in 8 months. What's going on with Bitcoin? [https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/09/business/bitcoin-slump-ai-stocks] (CNN) US attacks Iran amid the "ceasefire": Bitcoin, gold, oil react [https://www.mitrade.com/au/insights/commodity-analysis/oil/beincrypto-USOIL-202606101046] (Mitrade) Bitcoin's brutal sell-off sparks a flurry of trading in related stocks, including one big bullish bet [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/09/bitcoins-brutal-sell-off-sparks-a-flurry-of-trading-in-related-stocks-including-one-big-bullish-bet.html] (CNBC) Bitcoin flashes one of its rarest demand signals in six years [https://www.tradingview.com/news/newsbtc:2a28d8d39094b:0-bitcoin-flashes-one-of-its-rarest-demand-signals-in-six-years-details/] (TradingView) KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation [https://kcbitcoiners.com/calendar] meetup June 15 6:30 pm @ Westport Flea Market   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Truck carrying fireworks ignites on I-75 in southern Tennessee [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQiDbrnk1A] (Local 12) Alligator attacks DWI suspect who was fleeing police [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1tZdyCFR1A&pp=ygUpZmxvcmlkYSBhbGxpZ2F0b3IgYXR0YWNrcyBmbGVlaW5nIHN1c3BlY3TSBwkJOQsBhyohjO8%3D](Inside Edition) Florida man arrested for burglary while en route to court for another burglary charge [https://www.wfla.com/top-videos/florida-man-arrested-for-burglary-while-en-route-to-court-for-another-burglary-charge-police/] (WFLA) Florida man leads cops on slow-speed pursuit [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub_tjl1Qrus](FOX 10) Tricycle-riding suspect accused in bizarre Florida lawn ornament theft [https://cbs12.com/news/local/gnome-more-tricycle-riding-suspect-accused-in-bizarre-florida-lawn-ornament-theft-ring-camera-south-florida-news-lee-county-sheriffs-office-memorable-getaway-north-fort-myers-investigative-leads-detectives-taken-from-yard-campsite-homeless] (CBS) Two ladies, a dog, a lighthouse, possible Bigfoot encounter on Michigan beach [https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-culture/two-ladies-dog-lighthouse-possible-bigfoot-encounter-beach-michigan](FOX) "Celebrity" border collie dognapped, eaten after being sold to restaurant for $27 [https://www.the-independent.com/asia/china/chutou-dog-theft-china-border-collie-b2989675.html] (The Independent) Scientists find yeast in frozen mummy's guts, use it to make sourdough bread [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/oetzi-the-iceman-yeast-mummy-sourdough-bread/] (CBS) Australian cockroach kingpin caught with 100,000 illegal insects in record bug bust [https://www.fox44news.com/news/weird-news/ap-australian-cockroach-kingpin-caught-with-100000-illegal-insects-in-record-bug-bust/] (FOX) Former Air Canada pilot arrested after allegedly flying with fake license [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6pF_hViKw&pp=ygUXYWlyIGNhbmFkYSBmYWtlIGxpY2Vuc2U%3D](Global News)

Episode 441 ★ Lafayette Got Locked

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Silvie, Reed, Rev.Hodl, Boolysteed, ericpp   Local Bitcoiners' Episode 009 ft. Sir Spencer [https://localbitcoiners.com/ep009]   XMR Chat [https://xmrchat.com/bowlafterbowl]   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: Raven - Calvin [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dO5je5ZSGg]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had a friend get locked up. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever tried an energy drink.   TOP THREE 33 33 Palestinians killed by Israeli fire in Gaza during Eid holiday, Health Ministry says [https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/33-palestinians-killed-by-israeli-fire-in-gaza-during-eid-holiday-health-ministry-says/3952357] (Anadolu Ajansi) Palestine Red Crescent carries out new medical evacuation of 33 patients from Gaza via Rafah crossing [https://english.wafa.ps/Pages/Details/171107](WAFA Agency) 33 Houston ISD campuses no longer participating in free lunch program [https://abc13.com/post/33-hisd-campuses-no-longer-participating-free-lunch-program/19219573/](ABC13 Houston) Walmart makes change to delivery in 33 US markets [https://www.al.com/news/2026/06/walmart-makes-change-to-delivery-in-33-us-markets-that-customers-will-love.html] (AL.com) Georgia drivers lose 33 cent tax break [https://www.fox5atlanta.com/video/fmc-hr3uu4meupn6ekry](FOX 5 Atlanta) Amkor's $33 million expansion raises concerns for Peoria, Arizona residents [https://www.azfamily.com/2026/06/02/amkors-33-million-expansion-raises-concerns-peoria-residents/] (AZ Family)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN Trump, administration sued over federal rescheduling twice [https://www.marijuanamoment.net/trump-is-being-sued-for-rescheduling-marijuana-by-doctors-and-a-pharmaceutical-company-who-are-aggrieved-by-the-move/] (Marijuana Moment) California tribes can't participate in statewide pot industry without getting their own licenses, Attorney General says [https://oag.ca.gov/system/files/opinions/pdfs/25-102.pdf] (CA.gov) Hawaii Attorney General shows more people are being denied gun permits over their medical pot patient status than any other reason [https://governor.hawaii.gov/newsroom/department-of-the-attorney-general-releases-annual-firearm-registration-statistics/] (HI.gov) Louisiana lawmakers send Gov. Jeff Landry psychedelic assisted therapy pilot program bill [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?&i=249751](LA.gov), Landry signed bill threatening to send people to jail for up to a year [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?s=26RS&b=HB568&sbi=y] if they smoke pot within 2,000  Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signed bill revising various cannabis rules, requiring regulators to issue recommendations on launching a psilocybin therapy program [https://www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/94/2026/0/SF/4401/versions/latest/] (MN.gov)   METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Faith No More's Epic [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg]. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard [https://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashboard/] Crypto liquidations top $1 billion as Bitcoin's slide deepens [https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/bitcoin-tumbles-below-70-000-103347188.html] (Yahoo Finance / Bloomberg) Bitcoin drops back under $70,000, Strategy extends its slide [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/02/bitcoin-drops-back-under-70000-strategy-extends-its-slide.html] (CNBC) How a carjacking in Connecticut led back to a man known as the crypto 'Godfather' in California [https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/02/us/carjacking-crypto-godfather-california] (CNN) Mined in America Act would put Bitcoin Network at risk [https://www.therage.co/mined-in-america-act-bitcoin-at-risk/] (The Rage) KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation Meetup [https://kcbitcoiners.com/calendar] @ 6:30 pm on Monday June 15th   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Austrian doctor who amputated wrong leg fined, returned to work [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/an-austrian-doctor-who-amputated-a-patients-wrong-leg-has-been-fined/] (CBS) NHS surgeon fired after amputating legs for his kink [https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15862347/Surgeon-amputated-legs-sexual-fantasy-struck-off.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_mailonline] (Daily Mail) Mysterious sonic boom rattles South Carolina [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv5sBWBQvE0](NBC) Polish exotic animal expert discovers loose porcupine was his pet [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/02/poland-porcupine-loose-Krzywaczka-pet/7111780413015/] (UPI) Parakeet blamed for damaging cars in Scotland [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkI4gqY5XGg] (STV) FBI arrests CIA official with $40 million in gold bars in his home [https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/us/politics/fbi-arrest-cia-official-gold-bars.html] (The New York Times) No one wants to be mayor of this long Island town [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1JolpQFbQw] (NBC) Neighbor from hell facing prison time [https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/wiltshire-neighbour-jail-lawnmower-restraining-5HjdZn9_2/] (LBC)  Man destroys home with excavator after wife says marriage is over [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZWqihQFA2I] (CBS) Video shows group prying open NYC manhole [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dnfClJIcOk] (NBC)

Episode 440 ★ Jobs Against the Babies

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, TJtheDoerfel, ericpp, Salty_Crayon, Reed, cbrooklyn, The Ohm, Echo Reality, Boolysteed, Henrik Flyman, piranesi, makeheroism   Stay tuned for Battle of the Douchebags June 11th Play HyperSpaceOut [https://hyperspaceout.com/]Sunday XMRChat is an option for Bowlers   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: Mark Tyner - Dream Theory [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IzqYQZweU]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got a coupon. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a friend get locked up.   TOP THREE 33 33 rip current rescues in North Carolina on Memorial Day weekend [https://myfox8.com/news/north-carolina/33-rip-current-rescues-in-north-carolina-on-memorial-day-weekend/] (WGHP) Iran lets 33 vessels pass through the Strait of Hormuz [https://safety4sea.com/iran-lets-33-vessels-pass-through-the-strait-of-hormuz/] (safety4sea) Amazon to invest over $33 billion in cloud, AI infrastructure in Southeast Asia [https://vir.com.vn/amazon-to-invest-over-33-billion-in-cloud-and-ai-infrastructure-in-southeast-asia-153582.html] (Vietnam Investment Report) Kyle Busch's race car, No. 33, unloaded at track in silence 2 days after his sudden death at 41 [https://people.com/kyle-busch-car-changed-to-no-33-unloaded-at-track-2-days-after-his-death-11982960] (People) Investigators seize 33 pounds of suspected meth in High Point, NC drug bust, 3 arrested [https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/crime/investigators-seize-33-pounds-meth-high-point-drug-bust-3-people-arrested/83-87da7655-a99a-460b-b472-f0db3919a8c2](WFMY News)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN Department of Transportation backs "witnessed" urine drug testing for truck drivers [https://filtermag.org/dot-truck-drivers-drug-testing/](Filter Mag) DEA took enforcement action against unlicensed dispensaries in NY [https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndny/pr/collaboration-between-federal-and-local-law-enforcement-leads-seizures-drugs-guns-and] (DOJ) Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy has omnibus criminal justice bill on his desk featuring an expungement provision [https://www.akleg.gov/Basis/Bill/Detail/34?Root=HB%20239](AK Legislation) Colorado regulators are being sued by cultivator claiming they owe millions in tax refunds [https://archive.is/X8u48] (Denver Gazette / archived) Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer signed bill allowing terminally ill patients to use pot in hospitals [https://legis.delaware.gov/BillDetail?LegislationId=142779] (DE Legislation) Indiana Supreme Court suspends judge without pay for 60 days for edibles [https://public.courts.in.gov/Decisions/api/Document/Opinion?Id=74cLKjasF5OkEPW0Lpk-blZ6dfq653cvV6k8wePVgvHgOlJrMJLG5scxHOBvsKHQ0] (IN Courts) Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry a bill to allow patients with terminal, irreersible conditions to use pot in hospitals [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?s=26rs&b=SB270&sbi=y] (LA Legislature) Michigan sheriff blasts outside investigation into roach discovered in department vehicle [https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/washtenaw-county-sheriff-blasts-probe-alleged-discovery-marijuana-her-vehicle] (FOX) Montana State Rep. Jade Sooktis please not guilty to charge of aggravated driving under the influence [https://dailymontanan.com/2026/05/20/democratic-state-lawmaker-charged-with-aggravated-dui/] (Daily Montanan) Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger vetoes legalization legislation [https://lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/20261/SB542] (VA.gov)   METAL MOMENT (ON HIATUS) Follow along with RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Ex-Parte (proposed) order for alternative service [https://chrome-extension://efaidnbmnnnibpcajpcglclefindmkaj/https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=xOYmAqJwEquz_PLUS_feeyVKrlQ==] (Supreme Court of NYC) via SuiGenerisJohn [https://nostrudel.ninja/n/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qqs8lepc0qpawsvneqgzxm4z333fxdw4s2kkahm0wr4uavefs95x3uqy9pn2e] note [https://nostrudel.ninja/n/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qqs8lepc0qpawsvneqgzxm4z333fxdw4s2kkahm0wr4uavefs95x3uqy9pn2e] Strategy touts misleading Bitcoin per share gain [https://www.investors.com/news/mstr-stock-strategy-bitcoin-per-share-metric-debt-buyback/] (Investors) Holyoke, MA police prevent Bitcoin scam, warn of cryptocurrency fraud [https://www.wwlp.com/news/fraud-awareness/holyoke-police-prevent-bitcoin-scam-warn-of-cryptocurrency-fraud/] (WWLP) Someone just destroyed $8.2 million in Bitcoin -- why? [https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/someone-just-destroyed-8-2-211934440.html] (Yahoo! Finance) Bitcoin burn address receives 107 BTC in five transactions [https://www.binance.com/en/square/post/05-26-2026-bitcoin-burn-address-receives-107-btc-in-five-transactions-327303595764578] (Binance)   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Rome's 'sexy priest' calendar star never set foot in a seminary [https://apnews.com/article/italy-priest-calendar-sexy-da7664b2b2afbf2ec402c58a817fc46b] (The Associated Press) Charges dismissed for Florida woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving [https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-news-viral-tiktok-charges-dismissed-for-woman-without-right-hand-cited-for-holding-phone-while-driving-south-florida-texting-while-driving-wireless-communication-device](CBS) Hobbyists find biggest Viking coin hoard in Norway's history [https://www.foxnews.com/travel/treasure-hunters-find-biggest-viking-coin-hoard-countrys-history-without-parallel](FOX) British man becomes world's oldest wing walker at 98 [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/26/Guinness-World-Records-oldest-wing-walker/8571779813637/] (UPI) Nude New Jersey man arrested in Florida for nude trespassing at oceanfront condos [https://cbs12.com/news/local/nude-trespasser-arrested-at-palm-beach-oceanfront-condos-after-bizarre-pool-incident-palm-beach-palm-beach-police-breakers-row-naked-man-nude-trespasser-luxury-condo-condo-pool-oceanfront-condos-james-e-gervasio-crack-cocaine-drugs] (CBS News) Florida senior arrested on five charges after flashing neighbors [https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/05/22/lipstick-thong-wearing-hollywood-senior-says-he-has-right-to-flash-exasperated-neighbors-cops/](Local 10) Chinese authorities destroy villager's 10-story home [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/22/china-officials-destroy-ramshackle-10-storey-studio-ghibli-esque-home] (The Guardian) Massachusetts police seek owner of large, creepy puppet turned over to the station [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/27/Stoneham-Massachusetts-creepy-puppet/7051779883178/] (UPI) Kansas dealership can't move sold truck after robin builds nest on tire [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngKpB1F7VTg] (KMBC)

Episode 439 ★ Baby Think About This

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 439 Producers: SircussMedia, ChadF, HeyCitizen, Shadrach, phifer, ericpp, Otis Bitmeyer   The headlines called her Precious Doe. Her name was Erica Green. [https://kansascitydefender.com/missing-black-persons/the-headlines-called-her-precious-doe-her-name-was-erica-green/] (The Kansas City Defender) Bring the kids to a KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation meetup the 3rd Monday of each month HyperSpaceOut.com [http://hyperspaceout.com/] Local Bitcoiners Episode 009 ft. Spencer [https://podcastindex.org/podcast/7683299?episode=54115858611]   PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: EVA - 失望した [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVTsD4UPT-k]   FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever got stabbed. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a coupon.   TOP THREE 33 Miami International Airport is getting a $33 million upgrade [https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-international-airport-is-getting-a-33-million-upgrade-051826] (TimeOut) Mpox infections may outnumber diagnosed cases 33 to 1, study suggests [https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/mpox/mpox-infections-may-outnumber-diagnosed-cases-33-1-study-suggests] (CIDRAP) Pittsburgh Zoo acquires 33-year-old Little Joe in gorilla trade with Boston's Franklin Park Zoo [https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/pittsburgh-zoo-little-joe-frankie-franklin-park-zoo/] (CBS)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN 3rd annual Cannabis Week of Unity hits Capitol Hill [https://filtermag.org/coalition-cannabis-justice-dc-lobbying/](Filter) Department of Transportation says truck drivers, pilots, other federal workers still can't use pot [https://www.transportation.gov/odapc/part40QA/40-137] (DOT.gov) Arizona Corporation Commission orders pot payment processor to pay restitution, administrative penalties for alleged securities registration violations [https://azcc.gov/news/home/2026/05/08/acc-orders--450-000-in-restitution-for-investor-retirees-defrauded-by-marijuana-payment-processor] (AZCC) Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signs SB 220: Putting Georgia's Patients First Act, expands medical weed access [https://www.legis.ga.gov/legislation/70559] (GA Legislature) Iowa lawmakers send Gov. Kim Reynolds HF 990 to double the number of medical dispensaries allowed to operate in the state [https://www.legis.iowa.gov/legislation/BillBook?ga=91&ba=HF990] (Iowa Legislature) Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signed bill raising kratom purchasing age to 21 [https://mn.gov/governor/newsroom/press-releases/#/detail/appId/1/id/746574] (MN.gov) Nebraska Medical Cannabis Commission votes to allow medical cultivation businesses passing inspection to begin growing immediately [https://nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news-articles/medical-cannabis-commission-clears-path-for-cultivator-inspections-but-advocates-warn-delays-continue/](NE Public Media) Ohio officials launch anti-weed campaign [https://com.ohio.gov/about-us/media-center/news/0ne-ohio-public-education-campaign-on-marijuana-risks] (Ohio.gov) Oklahoma lawmakers send Gov. Kevin Stitt HB 3834: OK Breakthrough Therapy Act supporting ibogaine clinical trials [https://filtermag.org/oklahoma-ibogaine-bill/amp/] (Filter) Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger signed legislation providing resentencing relief to people with pot convictions [https://lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/20261/HB26] (VA.gov)...but cannabis legalization bill uncertain [https://cardinalnews.org/2026/05/14/spanberger-will-veto-collective-bargaining-bill-future-of-cannabis-legislation-uncertain/] (Cardinal News)    METAL MOMENT REMAINS ON HIATUS   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Nostr Richlist [https://richlist.jskitty.cat/] / Address reuse [https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Address_reuse] (Bitcoin wiki) Bitcoin slides below $77k after spot ETFs hit 3-month outflow high [https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/bitcoin-stalls-at-77k-after-spot-etfs-hit-3-month-outflow-high-inflation-trade-is-back-says-analyst/ar-AA23yZaF?gemSnapshotKey=GM50559529-snapshot-1&uxmode=ruby&apiversion=v2&domshim=1&noservercache=1&noservertelemetry=1&batchservertelemetry=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1] (MSN) Bitcoin price slides below $77k as ETF exodus tops $1 billion [https://bitcoinmagazine.com/markets/bitcoin-price-slides-below-77000] (Bitcoin Magazine) If you invested $1,000 in Bitcoin on inauguration day 2025, here's what you'd have now [https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/05/19/if-you-invested-1000-in-bitcoin-on-inauguration-day-2025-heres-what-youd-have-now/] (246 Wall St) The US can't lose the bitcoin race to China [https://www.coindesk.com/opinion/2026/05/19/the-u-s-can-t-lose-the-bitcoin-race-to-china] (CoinDesk) Bitcoin ATM Company suddenly shuts down [https://www.chron.com/news/article/bitcoin-depot-houston-closures-22266204.php] (CHRON) Michigan governor hopeful got $800K Bitcoin gift, won't say from who [https://bridgemi.com/michigan-government/michigan-governor-hopeful-got-800k-bitcoin-gift-wont-say-from-whom/] (Bridge Michigan) HAPPY BITCOIN PIZZA DAY MAY 22   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! 33-year-old tourist trampled under elephant in India [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBMNrrGRTgM] (CNN) 33-year-old called 911 multiple times to report zombies, ghosts, UFO, then claimed to be a cop [https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-allegedly-called-911-multiple-times-report-zombies-ghosts-ufo-claimed-cop] (FOX) 33-year-old sentenced to six years in federal prison for Mario meth pills [https://gonintendo.com/contents/60738-man-sentenced-to-6-years-in-prison-for-distributing-meth-pills-shaped-like-mario] (Go Nintendo) Drunk man shows up to sheriff's office to pick up friend after DWI arrest [https://cbs6albany.com/news/local/drunk-man-shows-up-to-sheriffs-office-to-pick-up-friend-after-dwi-arrest-deputies-say-antone-glionna-sheriff-jeffery-smith-drivers-license-had-been-revoked-dmv-records-check-montgomery-county-sheriffs-office-public-parking-area-glen-town-court-cbs6-wrgb] (CBS) Florida man arrested after taking down neighbor's faulty motion light [https://srpressgazette.com/navarre-man-arrested-after-taking-down-neighbors-faulty-motion-light/] (Santa Rosa's Press Gazette) Bridesmaid makes an entrance [https://www.instagram.com/p/DYS7vKzBWPl/] (Instagram) Swedish 14-year-old steals, drives bus for the third time in six months [https://www-nrk-no.translate.goog/rogaland/14-ar-gammel-gutt-stjal-og-kjorte-buss-for-tredje-gang-pa-seks-maneder-1.17886691?_x_tr_sl=no&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp] (NRK) Maine students fed dirt accidentally [https://www.wmtw.com/article/students-maine-school-accidentally-fed-dirt/71319990] (WMTW) 3-year-old pulls gun on officer during St. Paul traffic stop [https://www.startribune.com/man-charged-after-child-under-3-pulled-loaded-gun-out-of-diaper-bag-during-traffic-stop-in-st-paul/601843841] (The Minnesota Star Tribune) Florida man tops 130 MPH, asks cops if he should upgrade his car [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYwlQvrunY](NBC / YouTube)

Episode 438 ★ Sometimes It Fresh

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 438 Producers: ericpp, ChadF, phifer, piranesi, marykateultra, Matt Finlay, ReedBTC, jasonc, cbrooklyn, Shadrach   You can always email stories and digital art to show@bowlafterbowl.com   For physical media: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Listen to Bowl After Bowl Episode 437 ★ Shadrach ★ Bowls With Buds [https://bowlafterbowl.com/episodes/episode-437/] Play Friday Night Poker via Corny Chat [https://cornychat.com/] hosted by puzzles [https://damus.io/npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx] Hear Vox's story as she seeks answers for her mom on Mother's Day [https://youtu.be/icjVUER0XyI]   Intro/Outro: DOCTOR VOX - Frontier [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeyicJl0L3o]   FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever drank tequila. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got stabbed.   TOP THREE 33 33 shows cancelled in 2026 so far [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/33-shows-canceled-2026-far-183610758.html] (Yahoo) 33 immigrants become US citizens at Indy 500 [https://www.wthr.com/article/news/local/33-immigrants-become-us-citizens-during-naturalization-ceremony-at-indianapolis-motor-speedway/531-210ebf4c-2177-486c-a561-bd75cfcf2268] (WHTR) Ho Chi Minh City receives 33 Vietnamese deported from US [https://vietnamnet.vn/en/ho-chi-minh-city-receives-33-vietnamese-deported-from-the-us-2515170.html] (VietNam News)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA announces new registration form for medical businesses [https://www.marijuanamoment.net/dea-announces-new-marijuana-registration-forms-for-manufacturing-distribution-and-testing-businesses/] (Marijuana Moment) ATF proposes new gun form [https://www.marijuanamoment.net/new-atf-gun-form-recognizes-medical-marijuanas-federally-legal-status-under-trumps-rescheduling-move/] (Marijuana Moment) Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont has two bills on his desk: one expanding the psychedelics pilot program [https://www.cga.ct.gov/asp/cgabillstatus/cgabillstatus.asp?selBillType=Bill&bill_num=SB00191&which_year=2026], the other increasing the THC cap for beverages [https://newjersey.news12.com/connecticut-lawmakers-approve-bill-to-raise-thc-limit-in-cannabis-seltzers]   METAL MOMENT Metal Moment is on hiatus until June 1st.  Send the Rev some jobs karma and follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN 'It's A Nothing Burger': Michael Saylor Q&A [https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/05/11/a-big-nothing-burger-a-q-and-a-with-strategy-s-michael-saylor-on-selling-bitcoin] (CoinDesk) Join us for the first KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation meetup [https://kcbitcoiners.com/] NEXT Monday at the Westport Flea at 6:30 pm   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! COAST GUARD’S NEW LAKE ERIE VESSELS ARE 33-FOOT AUTONOMOUS SAILBOATS [https://www.cleveland.com/news/2026/05/forget-aerial-drones-the-coast-guards-new-lake-erie-vessels-are-33-foot-autonomous-sailboats.html] (CLEVELAND) 33-year-old diamond pooper representing himself in court [https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-culture/trust-represent-court-pooping-stolen-tiffany-diamonds] (OutKick) 'Adopt Me' dog kills poodle at Tacoma marathon [https://komonews.com/news/local/humane-society-reviews-event-protocols-after-deadly-dog-attack-reported-in-tacoma-event-pet-buy-pitbull-poodle-terrier-attack-investigation-attendee-family-event-washington-training-controversy-oversight] (KOMO News) Florida mom mistakes fighting alligators for home intruder [https://www.winknews.com/news/collier/southwest-florida-mom-mistakes-fighting-alligators-for-home-intruder/article_cb0b2b79-6ea9-46a8-807d-4e9c8483aaf5.html] (WINK) Michigan woman hides stolen Chardonnay in pussy [https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/woman-accused-of-stealing-bottle-of-wine-by-hiding-in-body-cavity] (Up North Live) FOX runs story on "ballmaxxing"  [https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-culture/ballmaxxing-electrifying-addictive-euphoric-transcendental-according-pursuing-bigger-balls] Man pulls car with penis on fire [https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/strongman-john-stephenson-pulls-car-33885331](Yorkshire Live)