Episode 437 ★ Shadrach ★ Bowls With Buds

Episode 440 ★ Jobs Against the Babies

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, TJtheDoerfel, ericpp, Salty_Crayon, Reed, cbrooklyn, The Ohm, Echo Reality, Boolysteed, Henrik Flyman, piranesi, makeheroism   Stay tuned for Battle of the Douchebags June 11th Play HyperSpaceOut [https://hyperspaceout.com/]Sunday XMRChat is an option for Bowlers   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: Mark Tyner - Dream Theory [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IzqYQZweU]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got a coupon. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a friend get locked up.   TOP THREE 33 33 rip current rescues in North Carolina on Memorial Day weekend [https://myfox8.com/news/north-carolina/33-rip-current-rescues-in-north-carolina-on-memorial-day-weekend/] (WGHP) Iran lets 33 vessels pass through the Strait of Hormuz [https://safety4sea.com/iran-lets-33-vessels-pass-through-the-strait-of-hormuz/] (safety4sea) Amazon to invest over $33 billion in cloud, AI infrastructure in Southeast Asia [https://vir.com.vn/amazon-to-invest-over-33-billion-in-cloud-and-ai-infrastructure-in-southeast-asia-153582.html] (Vietnam Investment Report) Kyle Busch's race car, No. 33, unloaded at track in silence 2 days after his sudden death at 41 [https://people.com/kyle-busch-car-changed-to-no-33-unloaded-at-track-2-days-after-his-death-11982960] (People) Investigators seize 33 pounds of suspected meth in High Point, NC drug bust, 3 arrested [https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/crime/investigators-seize-33-pounds-meth-high-point-drug-bust-3-people-arrested/83-87da7655-a99a-460b-b472-f0db3919a8c2](WFMY News)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN Department of Transportation backs "witnessed" urine drug testing for truck drivers [https://filtermag.org/dot-truck-drivers-drug-testing/](Filter Mag) DEA took enforcement action against unlicensed dispensaries in NY [https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndny/pr/collaboration-between-federal-and-local-law-enforcement-leads-seizures-drugs-guns-and] (DOJ) Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy has omnibus criminal justice bill on his desk featuring an expungement provision [https://www.akleg.gov/Basis/Bill/Detail/34?Root=HB%20239](AK Legislation) Colorado regulators are being sued by cultivator claiming they owe millions in tax refunds [https://archive.is/X8u48] (Denver Gazette / archived) Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer signed bill allowing terminally ill patients to use pot in hospitals [https://legis.delaware.gov/BillDetail?LegislationId=142779] (DE Legislation) Indiana Supreme Court suspends judge without pay for 60 days for edibles [https://public.courts.in.gov/Decisions/api/Document/Opinion?Id=74cLKjasF5OkEPW0Lpk-blZ6dfq653cvV6k8wePVgvHgOlJrMJLG5scxHOBvsKHQ0] (IN Courts) Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry a bill to allow patients with terminal, irreersible conditions to use pot in hospitals [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?s=26rs&b=SB270&sbi=y] (LA Legislature) Michigan sheriff blasts outside investigation into roach discovered in department vehicle [https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/washtenaw-county-sheriff-blasts-probe-alleged-discovery-marijuana-her-vehicle] (FOX) Montana State Rep. Jade Sooktis please not guilty to charge of aggravated driving under the influence [https://dailymontanan.com/2026/05/20/democratic-state-lawmaker-charged-with-aggravated-dui/] (Daily Montanan) Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger vetoes legalization legislation [https://lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/20261/SB542] (VA.gov)   METAL MOMENT (ON HIATUS) Follow along with RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Ex-Parte (proposed) order for alternative service [https://chrome-extension://efaidnbmnnnibpcajpcglclefindmkaj/https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=xOYmAqJwEquz_PLUS_feeyVKrlQ==] (Supreme Court of NYC) via SuiGenerisJohn [https://nostrudel.ninja/n/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qqs8lepc0qpawsvneqgzxm4z333fxdw4s2kkahm0wr4uavefs95x3uqy9pn2e] note [https://nostrudel.ninja/n/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qqs8lepc0qpawsvneqgzxm4z333fxdw4s2kkahm0wr4uavefs95x3uqy9pn2e] Strategy touts misleading Bitcoin per share gain [https://www.investors.com/news/mstr-stock-strategy-bitcoin-per-share-metric-debt-buyback/] (Investors) Holyoke, MA police prevent Bitcoin scam, warn of cryptocurrency fraud [https://www.wwlp.com/news/fraud-awareness/holyoke-police-prevent-bitcoin-scam-warn-of-cryptocurrency-fraud/] (WWLP) Someone just destroyed $8.2 million in Bitcoin -- why? [https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/someone-just-destroyed-8-2-211934440.html] (Yahoo! Finance) Bitcoin burn address receives 107 BTC in five transactions [https://www.binance.com/en/square/post/05-26-2026-bitcoin-burn-address-receives-107-btc-in-five-transactions-327303595764578] (Binance)   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Rome's 'sexy priest' calendar star never set foot in a seminary [https://apnews.com/article/italy-priest-calendar-sexy-da7664b2b2afbf2ec402c58a817fc46b] (The Associated Press) Charges dismissed for Florida woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving [https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-news-viral-tiktok-charges-dismissed-for-woman-without-right-hand-cited-for-holding-phone-while-driving-south-florida-texting-while-driving-wireless-communication-device](CBS) Hobbyists find biggest Viking coin hoard in Norway's history [https://www.foxnews.com/travel/treasure-hunters-find-biggest-viking-coin-hoard-countrys-history-without-parallel](FOX) British man becomes world's oldest wing walker at 98 [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/26/Guinness-World-Records-oldest-wing-walker/8571779813637/] (UPI) Nude New Jersey man arrested in Florida for nude trespassing at oceanfront condos [https://cbs12.com/news/local/nude-trespasser-arrested-at-palm-beach-oceanfront-condos-after-bizarre-pool-incident-palm-beach-palm-beach-police-breakers-row-naked-man-nude-trespasser-luxury-condo-condo-pool-oceanfront-condos-james-e-gervasio-crack-cocaine-drugs] (CBS News) Florida senior arrested on five charges after flashing neighbors [https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/05/22/lipstick-thong-wearing-hollywood-senior-says-he-has-right-to-flash-exasperated-neighbors-cops/](Local 10) Chinese authorities destroy villager's 10-story home [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/22/china-officials-destroy-ramshackle-10-storey-studio-ghibli-esque-home] (The Guardian) Massachusetts police seek owner of large, creepy puppet turned over to the station [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/27/Stoneham-Massachusetts-creepy-puppet/7051779883178/] (UPI) Kansas dealership can't move sold truck after robin builds nest on tire [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngKpB1F7VTg] (KMBC)

Episode 439 ★ Baby Think About This

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 439 Producers: SircussMedia, ChadF, HeyCitizen, Shadrach, phifer, ericpp, Otis Bitmeyer   The headlines called her Precious Doe. Her name was Erica Green. [https://kansascitydefender.com/missing-black-persons/the-headlines-called-her-precious-doe-her-name-was-erica-green/] (The Kansas City Defender) Bring the kids to a KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation meetup the 3rd Monday of each month HyperSpaceOut.com [http://hyperspaceout.com/] Local Bitcoiners Episode 009 ft. Spencer [https://podcastindex.org/podcast/7683299?episode=54115858611]   PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: EVA - 失望した [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVTsD4UPT-k]   FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever got stabbed. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a coupon.   TOP THREE 33 Miami International Airport is getting a $33 million upgrade [https://www.timeout.com/miami/news/miami-international-airport-is-getting-a-33-million-upgrade-051826] (TimeOut) Mpox infections may outnumber diagnosed cases 33 to 1, study suggests [https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/mpox/mpox-infections-may-outnumber-diagnosed-cases-33-1-study-suggests] (CIDRAP) Pittsburgh Zoo acquires 33-year-old Little Joe in gorilla trade with Boston's Franklin Park Zoo [https://www.cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/pittsburgh-zoo-little-joe-frankie-franklin-park-zoo/] (CBS)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN 3rd annual Cannabis Week of Unity hits Capitol Hill [https://filtermag.org/coalition-cannabis-justice-dc-lobbying/](Filter) Department of Transportation says truck drivers, pilots, other federal workers still can't use pot [https://www.transportation.gov/odapc/part40QA/40-137] (DOT.gov) Arizona Corporation Commission orders pot payment processor to pay restitution, administrative penalties for alleged securities registration violations [https://azcc.gov/news/home/2026/05/08/acc-orders--450-000-in-restitution-for-investor-retirees-defrauded-by-marijuana-payment-processor] (AZCC) Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signs SB 220: Putting Georgia's Patients First Act, expands medical weed access [https://www.legis.ga.gov/legislation/70559] (GA Legislature) Iowa lawmakers send Gov. Kim Reynolds HF 990 to double the number of medical dispensaries allowed to operate in the state [https://www.legis.iowa.gov/legislation/BillBook?ga=91&ba=HF990] (Iowa Legislature) Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signed bill raising kratom purchasing age to 21 [https://mn.gov/governor/newsroom/press-releases/#/detail/appId/1/id/746574] (MN.gov) Nebraska Medical Cannabis Commission votes to allow medical cultivation businesses passing inspection to begin growing immediately [https://nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news-articles/medical-cannabis-commission-clears-path-for-cultivator-inspections-but-advocates-warn-delays-continue/](NE Public Media) Ohio officials launch anti-weed campaign [https://com.ohio.gov/about-us/media-center/news/0ne-ohio-public-education-campaign-on-marijuana-risks] (Ohio.gov) Oklahoma lawmakers send Gov. Kevin Stitt HB 3834: OK Breakthrough Therapy Act supporting ibogaine clinical trials [https://filtermag.org/oklahoma-ibogaine-bill/amp/] (Filter) Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger signed legislation providing resentencing relief to people with pot convictions [https://lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/20261/HB26] (VA.gov)...but cannabis legalization bill uncertain [https://cardinalnews.org/2026/05/14/spanberger-will-veto-collective-bargaining-bill-future-of-cannabis-legislation-uncertain/] (Cardinal News)    METAL MOMENT REMAINS ON HIATUS   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Nostr Richlist [https://richlist.jskitty.cat/] / Address reuse [https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Address_reuse] (Bitcoin wiki) Bitcoin slides below $77k after spot ETFs hit 3-month outflow high [https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/bitcoin-stalls-at-77k-after-spot-etfs-hit-3-month-outflow-high-inflation-trade-is-back-says-analyst/ar-AA23yZaF?gemSnapshotKey=GM50559529-snapshot-1&uxmode=ruby&apiversion=v2&domshim=1&noservercache=1&noservertelemetry=1&batchservertelemetry=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1] (MSN) Bitcoin price slides below $77k as ETF exodus tops $1 billion [https://bitcoinmagazine.com/markets/bitcoin-price-slides-below-77000] (Bitcoin Magazine) If you invested $1,000 in Bitcoin on inauguration day 2025, here's what you'd have now [https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/05/19/if-you-invested-1000-in-bitcoin-on-inauguration-day-2025-heres-what-youd-have-now/] (246 Wall St) The US can't lose the bitcoin race to China [https://www.coindesk.com/opinion/2026/05/19/the-u-s-can-t-lose-the-bitcoin-race-to-china] (CoinDesk) Bitcoin ATM Company suddenly shuts down [https://www.chron.com/news/article/bitcoin-depot-houston-closures-22266204.php] (CHRON) Michigan governor hopeful got $800K Bitcoin gift, won't say from who [https://bridgemi.com/michigan-government/michigan-governor-hopeful-got-800k-bitcoin-gift-wont-say-from-whom/] (Bridge Michigan) HAPPY BITCOIN PIZZA DAY MAY 22   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! 33-year-old tourist trampled under elephant in India [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBMNrrGRTgM] (CNN) 33-year-old called 911 multiple times to report zombies, ghosts, UFO, then claimed to be a cop [https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-allegedly-called-911-multiple-times-report-zombies-ghosts-ufo-claimed-cop] (FOX) 33-year-old sentenced to six years in federal prison for Mario meth pills [https://gonintendo.com/contents/60738-man-sentenced-to-6-years-in-prison-for-distributing-meth-pills-shaped-like-mario] (Go Nintendo) Drunk man shows up to sheriff's office to pick up friend after DWI arrest [https://cbs6albany.com/news/local/drunk-man-shows-up-to-sheriffs-office-to-pick-up-friend-after-dwi-arrest-deputies-say-antone-glionna-sheriff-jeffery-smith-drivers-license-had-been-revoked-dmv-records-check-montgomery-county-sheriffs-office-public-parking-area-glen-town-court-cbs6-wrgb] (CBS) Florida man arrested after taking down neighbor's faulty motion light [https://srpressgazette.com/navarre-man-arrested-after-taking-down-neighbors-faulty-motion-light/] (Santa Rosa's Press Gazette) Bridesmaid makes an entrance [https://www.instagram.com/p/DYS7vKzBWPl/] (Instagram) Swedish 14-year-old steals, drives bus for the third time in six months [https://www-nrk-no.translate.goog/rogaland/14-ar-gammel-gutt-stjal-og-kjorte-buss-for-tredje-gang-pa-seks-maneder-1.17886691?_x_tr_sl=no&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp] (NRK) Maine students fed dirt accidentally [https://www.wmtw.com/article/students-maine-school-accidentally-fed-dirt/71319990] (WMTW) 3-year-old pulls gun on officer during St. Paul traffic stop [https://www.startribune.com/man-charged-after-child-under-3-pulled-loaded-gun-out-of-diaper-bag-during-traffic-stop-in-st-paul/601843841] (The Minnesota Star Tribune) Florida man tops 130 MPH, asks cops if he should upgrade his car [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYwlQvrunY](NBC / YouTube)

Episode 438 ★ Sometimes It Fresh

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 438 Producers: ericpp, ChadF, phifer, piranesi, marykateultra, Matt Finlay, ReedBTC, jasonc, cbrooklyn, Shadrach   You can always email stories and digital art to show@bowlafterbowl.com   For physical media: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Listen to Bowl After Bowl Episode 437 ★ Shadrach ★ Bowls With Buds [https://bowlafterbowl.com/episodes/episode-437/] Play Friday Night Poker via Corny Chat [https://cornychat.com/] hosted by puzzles [https://damus.io/npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx] Hear Vox's story as she seeks answers for her mom on Mother's Day [https://youtu.be/icjVUER0XyI]   Intro/Outro: DOCTOR VOX - Frontier [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeyicJl0L3o]   FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever drank tequila. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got stabbed.   TOP THREE 33 33 shows cancelled in 2026 so far [https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/tv/articles/33-shows-canceled-2026-far-183610758.html] (Yahoo) 33 immigrants become US citizens at Indy 500 [https://www.wthr.com/article/news/local/33-immigrants-become-us-citizens-during-naturalization-ceremony-at-indianapolis-motor-speedway/531-210ebf4c-2177-486c-a561-bd75cfcf2268] (WHTR) Ho Chi Minh City receives 33 Vietnamese deported from US [https://vietnamnet.vn/en/ho-chi-minh-city-receives-33-vietnamese-deported-from-the-us-2515170.html] (VietNam News)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA announces new registration form for medical businesses [https://www.marijuanamoment.net/dea-announces-new-marijuana-registration-forms-for-manufacturing-distribution-and-testing-businesses/] (Marijuana Moment) ATF proposes new gun form [https://www.marijuanamoment.net/new-atf-gun-form-recognizes-medical-marijuanas-federally-legal-status-under-trumps-rescheduling-move/] (Marijuana Moment) Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont has two bills on his desk: one expanding the psychedelics pilot program [https://www.cga.ct.gov/asp/cgabillstatus/cgabillstatus.asp?selBillType=Bill&bill_num=SB00191&which_year=2026], the other increasing the THC cap for beverages [https://newjersey.news12.com/connecticut-lawmakers-approve-bill-to-raise-thc-limit-in-cannabis-seltzers]   METAL MOMENT Metal Moment is on hiatus until June 1st.  Send the Rev some jobs karma and follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN 'It's A Nothing Burger': Michael Saylor Q&A [https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/05/11/a-big-nothing-burger-a-q-and-a-with-strategy-s-michael-saylor-on-selling-bitcoin] (CoinDesk) Join us for the first KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation meetup [https://kcbitcoiners.com/] NEXT Monday at the Westport Flea at 6:30 pm   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! COAST GUARD’S NEW LAKE ERIE VESSELS ARE 33-FOOT AUTONOMOUS SAILBOATS [https://www.cleveland.com/news/2026/05/forget-aerial-drones-the-coast-guards-new-lake-erie-vessels-are-33-foot-autonomous-sailboats.html] (CLEVELAND) 33-year-old diamond pooper representing himself in court [https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-culture/trust-represent-court-pooping-stolen-tiffany-diamonds] (OutKick) 'Adopt Me' dog kills poodle at Tacoma marathon [https://komonews.com/news/local/humane-society-reviews-event-protocols-after-deadly-dog-attack-reported-in-tacoma-event-pet-buy-pitbull-poodle-terrier-attack-investigation-attendee-family-event-washington-training-controversy-oversight] (KOMO News) Florida mom mistakes fighting alligators for home intruder [https://www.winknews.com/news/collier/southwest-florida-mom-mistakes-fighting-alligators-for-home-intruder/article_cb0b2b79-6ea9-46a8-807d-4e9c8483aaf5.html] (WINK) Michigan woman hides stolen Chardonnay in pussy [https://upnorthlive.com/news/local/woman-accused-of-stealing-bottle-of-wine-by-hiding-in-body-cavity] (Up North Live) FOX runs story on "ballmaxxing"  [https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-culture/ballmaxxing-electrifying-addictive-euphoric-transcendental-according-pursuing-bigger-balls] Man pulls car with penis on fire [https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/strongman-john-stephenson-pulls-car-33885331](Yorkshire Live)

Episode 437 ★ Shadrach ★ Bowls With Buds

Shadrach joins Sir Spencer and DuhLaurien in the Bowl for his first Bowls With Buds to discuss origin stories, protocols, and exciting things to come! Shad is a Bitcoiner, Meshtadelian who has been working on a new node implementation as well as other bitcoin and nostr solutions for building decentralized communities and circular economies.   Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 437 Producers: ChadF, cbrooklyn112   Intro/Outro: KuroKibo - Artha [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8pjfEIqCzU]

Episode 436 ★ You Guys Did Andrew

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, cottongin, NetNed, ericpp, cbrooklyn112, Salty_Crayon, RevHodl, piranesi, Boolysteed, Sir Libre   Check out the latest Local Bitcoiners Episode 009: Growing Slow Builds Strong Communities featuring Sir Spencer  [https://podcastindex.org/podcast/7683299?episode=54115858611]   Tune in for Bowls With Buds featuring Shadrach FRIDAY at 8pm Central   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Mentioned websites: motherfuckingwebsite.com [https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/] NickTheRat.com [https://nicktherat.com/] v4vmusic.com [https://v4vmusic.com/] BoostMeBitch.com [https://www.boostmebitch.com/]   Intro/Outro: From the Dust - Alive [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElbpprUPNUE&list=PLGfusIXrWRHKXFfrFmWjZPecnh96NJ6OR&index=5]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever said too much. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had tequila.   TOP THREE 33 Arkansas gas prices jump more than 33 cents in a week [https://www.5newsonline.com/article/traffic/gas-prices/arkansas-gas-prices-jump-more-than-33-cents-in-a-week/527-a3eaf2af-a5d1-4f40-8f3a-b28215127d84] (NBC) Zoom is giving away $150K to solopreneurs with no strings attached as 33 million workers ditch corporate to become their own boss [https://fortune.com/2026/05/03/zoom-giving-away-cash-150k-to-solopreneurs-entrepreneur-trends/] (Fortune) 'Star Wars' Day: Fans streamed franchise for 33 billion minutes in 2025 [https://variety.com/2026/tv/news/star-wars-day-2026-viewing-data-2025-nielsen-1236735789/] (Variety) Man arrested after traffic stop leads to seizure of 33 pounds of marijuana in Bedford County [https://wset.com/news/local/man-arrested-after-traffic-stop-leads-to-seizure-of-33-pounds-of-marijuana-in-bedford-county-sheriffs-office-garrett-belcher-april-2026](WSET)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA clarifies HHC is federally banned, doesn't count as legal hemp [https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2026/05/04/2026-08595/specific-listing-for-hexahydrocannabinol-a-currently-controlled-schedule-i-substance] (Federal Register) Governor of Sinaloa, 9 other current and former Mexican officials charged with drug trafficking, weapons offenses [https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/governor-sinaloa-and-nine-other-current-and-former-mexican-officials-charged-drug] (DOJ) Maryland Gov. Wes Moore signs bill extending the Task Force on Responsible Use of Natural Psychedelic Substances for a year [https://mgaleg.maryland.gov/mgawebsite/Legislation/Details/SB0336?ys=2026RS] (Maryland Legislative) Minneapolis mayor vetoes drug paraphernalia decriminalization ordinance [https://www.fox9.com/news/drug-paraphernalia-decriminalization-ordinance-vetoed-minneapolis-mayor] (FOX) Arkansas marijuana company tied to more than a quarter of Missouri dispensaries [https://missouriindependent.com/2026/05/01/arkansas-marijuana-company-tied-to-more-than-a-quarter-of-missouri-dispensaries/] (Missouri Independent)   METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Judas Priest's Breaking the Law [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU].  Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin tops $81K as Strategy mulls selling its Bitcoin to fund dividend obligations [https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/05/06/bitcoin-tops-usd81-000-as-strategy-mulls-selling-its-btc-to-fund-dividend-obligations](CoinDesk) Strategy reports $12.5B net loss, impacting Bitcoin sentiment for May 2026 [https://cryptobriefing.com/strategy-reports-125b-net-loss-impacting-bitcoin-sentiment-for-may-2026/] (CryptoBriefing.com) Strategy breaks from 'never sell' Bitcoin approach [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/05/strategy-breaks-from-never-sell-bitcoin-approach.html] (CNBC) Saylor says Strategy may sell Bitcoin if it benefits company [https://en.bloomingbit.io/feed/news/111470] (Bloomingbit) May 18th: Join us for the first Next Generation KC Bitcoiners meetup at Westport Flea [https://kcbitcoiners.com/calendar/] https://feed.bowlafterbowl.com/chapters/images/next-gen-bitcoiners.png   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Secret Service agent, 33, arrested after masturbating in front of horrified hotel guests he stalked 'across lobby' [https://www.the-sun.com/news/16318413/secret-service-agent-arrested-masturbating-hotel-lobby/](The US Sun) Retired Army staff sergeant gets 33 months for stealing Humvee, ramming Fort Stewart HQ [https://wgxa.tv/news/local/retired-army-staff-sergeant-gets-33-months-for-stealing-humvee-ramming-fort-stewart-hq-treamon-dominic-lacy-warner-robins-savannah-georgia-margaret-heap-southern-district-of-georgia-july-2023-motor-pool-theft-of-government-property-and-damage-to-governme](WGXA) Man, 33, remains in custody over suspected plot against Princesses Amalia and Alexia [https://nltimes.nl/2026/05/04/man-33-remains-custody-suspected-plot-princesses-amalia-alexia](Netherlands Times) Taco Bell worker opens fire on customers over drink dispute [https://pugetpress.com/2026/05/01/taco-bell-worker-shooting-florida-water-cup-dispute/] (Puget Press) Mom, baby survive ambulance crash [https://notthebee.com/article/mom-and-newborn-survive-ambulance-crash-immediately-after-unexpected-delivery] (Not the Bee) Scottish man caught having sex with a wheelie bin [http://thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16221658/creep-sex-wheelie-bin-scotland-police/] (The Scottish Sun) Arkansas family finds man living in their basement [https://www.foxnews.com/us/family-makes-terrifying-discovery-basement-following-growing-suspicions] (Fox) California crapping bandit caught [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHu0dd742CI] (OutKick) Rhode Island person in white pointed hood video 1 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A_mQrLZ5Jk]and 2 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw5n1vApFeU] Classes cancelled at Chicago school after campus officer loses gun [https://notthebee.com/article/classes-canceled-at-illinois-school-after-campus-officer-loses-gun] (Not the Bee)