Brews With Boos
Krissy cracks open a beer and accidentally connects two things that absolutely should not be connected… and now you’re stuck here with the information too. Sorry in advance. This week on Brews with Boos, we start with the chaotic, pink, dimpled insanity of Cabbage Patch Kids—the lawsuits, the fake hospital, the adoption paperwork, and the full-blown riots where grown adults were out here throwing hands over dolls named things like Bartholomew Chunkington. Like… I’m sorry—what the actual fuck were we doing in 1983?? Totally normal. Totally fine. No red flags. None at all. …until you look a little closer. Because underneath the nostalgia is something way darker—and it starts to look eerily similar to a very real piece of American history: The Orphan Trains. From 1854 to 1929, over 250,000 children were sent across the country, lined up on train platforms, and chosen by strangers. Names assigned. Traits requested. Identities erased. And suddenly that “adoption” language doesn’t feel so cute anymore. We’re breaking down: * The real (and messy as hell) origin of Cabbage Patch Kids * The psychological fuckery behind the 1983 toy riots * How scarcity, guilt, and “good parenting” were straight-up weaponized * The full history of the Orphan Trains and child placement systems * And the uncomfortable truth sitting underneath all of it: 👉 What if this wasn’t random? 👉 What if it was a system? Some of this is documented history. Some of it lives in the “allegedly” corner of the internet. All of it is going to make you side-eye everything just a little bit harder. Grab your emotional support beverage. You’re gonna fucking need it. 🍺👻🖤
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