3,200 Hamsters: How Many Running in Wheels Would It Take to Power a Website?

3,200 Hamsters: How Many Running in Wheels Would It Take to Power a Website?

I asked Claude how many hamsters running in wheels it would take to power my website. Instead of a joke, I got physics — shift schedules, a facility layout, a rest day rotation, and a job title. Then I turned the whole thing into a video using AI. Total build time: one sitting. Total hamsters harmed: zero. The video and the full math are at buildandbail.com.

Emergency Pants I Built a Poop Emergency Delivery Service in 2.5 Hours

It started with a web form. I needed a fake business name and my brain filled in "Emergency Pants For When You Poop Yourself." Two and a half hours later I had a fully branded website, tiered pricing, a kids package, a facility cleaning option, a poop emoji favicon, and an AI-generated commercial starring a guy in flannel saying "we've all been there before." Total cost: $0. Full build log and the commercial at buildandbail.com.

Build Fast, Quit Faster: Why Most Ideas Don't Deserve Six Months of Your Life

You've got that idea. The one sitting in your notes app, waiting for the right time. The right time isn't coming. In this episode, I break down the system behind Build and Bail — build it fast, put real numbers on it, and decide if it's worth keeping or killing. No guilt, no long post-mortems. I'll walk you through the builds so far — a fake pants delivery service, a URL lengthener that doesn't work, a tug of war calculator, and a daily sports game with 750 players — and why every single one of them was worth doing. Grab the free Build and Bail Playbook at buildandbail.com/playbook.