Witness Protection Program, Spring Break, and Taxes

Witness Protection Program, Spring Break, and Taxes

As Midwesterners, it’s our duty to talk about the weather at the beginning of every episode... but, anyways... This week, we spiral into everything from discovering (at the worst time) that your car horn doesn’t work to plotting our way into the witness protection program. Are dating show contestants even trying to find love? Did we miss out by skipping a wild spring break trip? And we're back on our conspiracy theories... Are car washes a scam? Is Mattress Firm a front? And why can’t we choose where our tax dollars go?! Tune in for your usual Friday BFF banter 🫶🏻

First Day of Spring, Marine Biologists, and Adam Sandler Vibes

This week, Tia takes us on her solo hiking adventure and we love how the first warm days bring everyone outside. We also ask the age-old question—why did every kid want to be a marine biologist? (Do we even know any marine biologists?!) Plus, Tia embraces her inner gnome, and we come to terms with our current fashion inspo: Adam Sandler core. Tune in for your weekly dose of chitchats with your virtual BFFS! CHAT WITH US: Tell us a funny story, ask for some advice from your virtual BFF, or just say hey... we'd love to hear from you - (414) 465-8275

Exorcisms, Spring Cleaning, and Gay Cardinals

Is therapy enough, or do we need more exorcisms? Does Tia still need the glow stick from her fourth grade boyfriend? Are cardinals gay? American Eagles seem like bullies. And what the heck is a ‘latchkey’ kid?!

Caffeine Addictions, Voice Notes, and Songs We Had No Business Singing Along To

Happy Friday, BFFs! Here’s what’s in store on this week’s episode… * Do you ever feel like quitting your job for a chill, mundane job? Same. * Did Maggie forget her own birthday or is she just over-caffeinated? * The absolute disdain of being the one who has to pick the restaurant. * Tia, reigning queen of the ten-minute voice note. * DoorDash, we love you, but your algorithm needs work. * Wildly inappropriate songs we had no business singing as kids. * …and more random chaos, as always. CHAT WITH US: Tell us a funny story, ask for some advice from your virtual BFF, or just say hey... we'd love to hear from you - (414) 465-8275

Charleston Girls Trip, Midwestern Nice, and Well-Behaved Dogs

The girls trip made it out of the group chat! This week, we're joined by Tia's high school besties to recap our girls weekend in Charleston! We question why southern boys are so short, if people are actually rude or is 'midwest nice' a real thing, Tia's obsession with cool trees, and more.