51: My First Date Ended in the ER

54: I Got Scammed Out of $3,000 on a Cruise

Sun’s out, chaos out. Chris kicks off a summer themed episode with a caller whose spring break spirals into a cruise disaster, a fake-dog scam, and an infamous purple mermaid bikini. Next, a family trip to Thailand turns into multiple near-death moments involving parasailing gone wrong and a brutal sunburn saga. Finally, the last caller recounts a wild night out that escalates from rooftop pregame to a very memorable encounter at the club. Hit play for the juicy details, unfiltered laughs, and a few cautionary tales you’ll be quoting all week. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens [http://upwork.com/klemens] right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-got-scammed-of-159292585 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-got-scammed-of-159292585] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

53: We Brought Hermit Crabs to the Strip Club

In this week’s episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into “crazy night out” territory with three wild tales you have to hear to believe. First, a freshman year flirtation goes up in literal flames when a bar candle meets long hair. Then, a friends turned foursome saga unfolds: mountains, gay erotica, and a trip that turns euphoric… and complicated. Finally, we meet the legend who smuggled hermit crabs into a strip club, caused a dancer stampede, and got escorted out in style. Buckle up because the chaos is cozy, the tea is hot, and the aftermaths are even better. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158688845 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/158688845] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

52: I Accidentally Hit My Mom With a Car

This Mother's Day episode of Chris vs. The People is anything but your typical sentimental tribute, so buckle up. Callers share stories ranging from a Christmas discovery that blew up an entire family group chat, to a mom who kept a life-changing secret for 14 years, to a swinging lifestyle reveal that came with an unexpected paper drop on the couch. Things take a chaotic turn when one caller confesses to accidentally hitting her mom with a car and somehow, mom joins the call live to weigh in. It's messy, it's real, and it's the most Chris vs. The People Mother's Day episode imaginable. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens [http://upwork.com/klemens] right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=true [https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=true] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

51: My First Date Ended in the ER

This week on Chris vs. The People, the first dates get truly unhinged (and that might be an understatement). One caller had a medical emergency mid-hookup that turned out to be an extremely rare type of stroke, and somehow that's not even the wildest part of her story. Then a smoke shop overnight worker shares how a socially awkward regular asked her out at 2 a.m….and followed it up by inviting her to go shooting in the middle of nowhere. Finally, a woman recounts the date where her guy showed up with flowers stolen straight from her mom's garden, then proceeded to drink an entire pitcher of sangria alone before peeing on a bush in a parking lot in broad daylight. If you've ever had a bad first date, this episode will make you feel a whole lot better about yourself. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens [http://upwork.com/klemens] right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/157438864?pr=true [https://www.patreon.com/posts/157438864?pr=true] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

50: Chris vs. Joe Santagato

For the 50th episode, Chris finally brings on a first guest…and it's none other than Joe Santagato of The Basement Yard. The two dive deep into childhood chaos, terrible first jobs, and the kind of stories you'd only share with someone you actually trust. From accidentally inventing a board game to a limo night gone completely sideways, this episode is packed with moments that are equal parts hilarious and unhinged. Two people who have been on the internet since forever finally sit down together, and it does not disappoint. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/156763136 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/156763136] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])