No Hotel No Ride

Talking With His Toes

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY [http://hims.com/CHUBBY] Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys are all together in Rosemont for episode 300! Sam finds out about the orphan meal accusations, wants Becker to carry a knife, and had to work a button for his little buddy. Nathan saw a dog defy death, clocks a plane going straight up outside, and reminds the fellas that it is episode 300. Becker got chased by a dog. Thank you all for listening to the first 300 episodes, we appreciate every one of you. 00:00 What Was Aquaman's Deal? 01:40 Fly Or? 03:48 Mashed Potatoes And Cries 06:39 Trapped On A Ferris Wheel 10:27 Chased By A Dog Again 13:37 Can I Say What I Said? 15:57 Medium Size Mutt 18:37 Likely Serial Killer 21:28 It's Been Jack The Whole Time 22:49 Dog Over Human 24:24 Big Fat Golden Retriever 29:04 Becker Cam Goal 31:03 DIstant Memory 33:41 Hungover Today 36:19 Upside Down In A Swamp 39:34 Here's What You Do Man 42:20 My Master Stroke 44:32 American Psycho Routine 46:39 Room For Dracula 49:45 Less Than Nothing 52:03 She Was This Kind Of Woman 53:16 Fun Thing To Consider 56:12 300 Free 600 Total 59:35 Jack Becker: Bitch Hunter OR Last Podcast On The Right Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

Thought It Was A Job Interview

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: Ridge - One thing to pack, five ways to power! Get 10% @ Ridge with code CHUBBY at https://www.Ridge.com/CHUBBY #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad Harry's - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry's Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry'sPod PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week Patrick Richardson joins Nathan and Becker. Nathan tells Pat about a house show he's putting on, hips the guys to a new online idiot, and can't enjoy Mel Gibson movies anymore. Patrick is losing trust in the NBA, tells the boys about his time in Detroit, and didn't know a dinner was a date. 00:00 Back Up To 300 02:08 Weight Is Weird 06:18 Orphan Food 08:56 Just Eat Casey's 11:05 Randos Playing Pool 14:17 Live Shrek 17:16 Maybe It's Cope 19:26 Filming? 22:08 A Fix For Airport Outlets 24:14 He's A Little Worm 29:42 Will Chud Say It 32:41 The Hazard Of That Job 35:20 Thwarted Attempts 38:52 Italian Sausage Dip 41:43 Everyday Pizza 43:55 It Needed It 45:48 Business Dinner 48:17 Cell Phones On Belt Loops 50:39 Spraying It 52:44 Jessica Rabbit 54:47 I'm Moving There 01:00:26 Not Allowed On Ever Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1] Also Featuring Patrick Richardson and Jake Becker

No Hotel No Ride

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: Hims - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY [http://hims.com/CHUBBY] Rocket Money - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster at http://RocketMoney.com/CHUBBY PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys are coming together remotely. Sam tell us about a boat comedians confusion and disbelief, remembers meeting with the Mr. Belvedere producers, and asks Becker about getting a sweet ride. Nathan reminds us that zyn is for listening, wants to see the ship clips, and doesn't want to get caught in-between. 00:00 This Moment 01:55 Farewell Tour 03:13 Strange Rabbit Puppet 06:25 Got Surprised 08:32 The Least Revered 11:41 Some Comics Sing For The Closer 14:03 Like That Mermaid 18:11 Weaponizes It 20:21 A Boyish Nurse 23:32 Get 'Im 27:25 They Got A Magnet 28:57 Traditionally Attractive Comics 31:12 Giant Waste Of Time 34:25 Dog With A Blog 37:30 Covered Up 39:55 Keep It Up Boys 41:20 Exposed Manhole 44:23 Perfect Balance 47:11 It's On Their Gloves 51:14 Men Have To Work 53:14 Enjoying The Ownership 55:25 This Is On Me Folks 56:45 Longmont Potion Castle 59:40 Denver Used To Be Cool 01:03:09 New Linen Pants Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

What A Man's Garden Looks Like

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: HIMS - Support the show & get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care with HIMS @ http://hims.com/CHUBBY Cash App - Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9 [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g0yurtz9] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/en-us/card-agreement. Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http:///cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the fellas are all together remotely again. Sam went to a prom there, hates dusk, and doesn't know what to do with all his new dirt. Nathan can't believe how young Sam tried acid, hips the boys to diablo nuggets, and has to be the commencement speaker now. Special Dr. T appearance! 00:00 Gossiping Like Hens 02:01 Queen Bee 04:37 Got A Wagon Coming 09:01 The Grizzly Rose 10:38 It Was My Cousins Idea 13:28 They Were Hers 17:09 Diablo Nugs 21:21 Mysterious Sharp Pain 26:13 Do Not Serve This Man 28:16 Broadcast Geek 30:55 Nude Under The Robe 37:26 Rubbing Off With His Hands 41:16 Got The Garden Going 45:56 Pond's Already Full Of Soil 48:03 This Is Huge 50:04 Outdoor Safari 53:22 Have A Task Now 54:44 We Do It A Little Different 59:20 One In The Washer Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]

Bar Nund

SEE THE BOYS LIVE - https://punchup.live/samtallent [https://www.samtallent.com/] Sponsors: IndaCloud - If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHUBBY at https://inda.shop/CHUBBY #indacloudpod Brunt - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code CHUBBY at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/CHUBBY #Bruntpod Harry's - Chubby Behemoth fans get the Harry's Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/CHUBBY #Harry'sPod PATREON EPISODES: https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth [https://www.Patreon.com/chubbybehemoth] This week the boys are all together remotely. Sam wonders if he needs a Kachina, catches the fellas up on the new Love On The Spectrum, and blew out his battery. Nathan tells us about a cool dude looking for a ride, shares the story of a hero wad, and reminds Sam that he doesn't like being home alone. You're not going to get the deposit back. 00:00 Whopper Wednesday 02:43 Maybe If She's Bad 04:47 Why's The Dog Wearing Pants? 06:11 Private Club 08:12 Give You A Full Ride 09:40 Kachinas 11:58 No Salt On The Beans 13:19 Did We Leave The Burp In? 15:38 Wouldn't Admit To Being Blind 19:09 Two Q&A's 19:59 On Camera 22:03 As Far As Dog Ownership 23:52 Real Twitchy 25:24 Just Keith D 28:13 Sticky Da Funkstranaut 34:22 Faking It For Clout 36:43 Lice Outbreak 38:27 I Love Your Stream 39:13 She Went Somewhere 40:24 Super Seniored 44:08 Total Wad 46:20 Too Late Bro 49:38 You Both Leaned 52:21 The Fuse Is Broken 54:53 Ate Old Rice? 58:08 Wondered If You Were Scoring 01:01:19 That's For Pants 01:03:28 So Here's What's Up 01:05:53 Dudes Hugging Each other Retreat 01:10:13 That's What My Seminar Is Going To Be 01:11:59 The Sin Eater Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth MORE WIDE WORLD: @SamTallent Pre-Order Sam's New Book - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1 [https://www.amazon.com/dp/0593978897/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3I4LOBQ02YIGW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.k5eCApJdjwVfn7hSelWi5VdRMlVrzKa4zf68ficcjcg.tZZOiI0nB0n3kkWiGAbidMQy5yUS_MkvmEIaXp-LXjo&dib_tag=se&keywords=sam+tallent+brut&qid=1769522903&sprefix=sam+tallent+,aps,181&sr=8-1&dplnkId=90401c83-a6a0-4ad4-999e-ece570a5d320&nodl=1]