Touch My Deck!

Lookin' Good & Living Loud With Kennedy Ann Scott

This episode of Closet Cases Out in Open, Mikey and Jesse sit down with Nashville educator, drag performer, author, and community advocate Kennedy Ann Scott. From growing up queer in a small Missouri town to finding safety through family, drag, teaching, and chosen community, Kennedy shares how survival turned into self-expression — and how self-expression turned into activism. The conversation goes everywhere it should: Nashville’s unique queer community, religious trauma, drag misconceptions, hookup app chaos, classroom impact, political attacks on LGBTQ+ people, and why sometimes the best thing you can do is be exactly who you are — loudly, honestly, and looking good while doing it.

Touch My Deck!

🔮 Tarot. Intuition. Ghosts. And a few stories that might haunt you after listening… In this episode, we sit down with Jess, a tarot reader who breaks down the truth behind tarot, spirituality, and what it really means to trust your intuition. From her religious upbringing to a life-changing spiritual awakening, Jess shares how she found her path—and how you can tap into yours. We get into: * What tarot actually is (and why it’s not what people think) * How to strengthen your intuition (“kegels for the soul” 👀) * Energy cleansing, hexes, and spiritual protection * The dangers of becoming dependent on readings And then things get… weird. We swap real-life paranormal experiences, from apparitions and haunted locations to sleep paralysis and unexplained encounters that still don’t make sense. To top it all off, Jess pulls cards for us LIVE—and let’s just say… the readings hit a little too close to home. This episode is part spiritual deep dive, part therapy session, and part ghost story you won’t forget.

Coincidence or Nah?

🎙️ S1 EP6: Coincidence… or Nah? Freezing fog. Falling trees. Surviving atomic bombs. In this episode, Jesse and Mikey spiral (in the best way) into fate, destiny, intuition, and those moments in life that are just a little too aligned to be random. From near-miss disasters and long-lost twins reuniting, to uncanny synchronicities, psychic party tricks, and electronics that seem personally cursed — we’re asking the big question: When is a coincidence not just a coincidence? We get into: * Surviving impossible odds (twice 👀) * Long-lost siblings finding each other blocks away * Intuition vs. paranoia * Empaths, soulmates, and life lessons * Why your aura might need a spiritual colonic * And whether knowing your future would actually ruin it Plus: Butter Beans the cat triggers Alexa conspiracy theories, Jesse might be hexed, Mikey believes in destiny, and somehow we end up debating Bill Nye vs. tarot cards. It’s mystical. It’s chaotic. It’s existential. And honestly? It might have been predestined. ✨ Coincidence… or nah? ✨

New Years Retributions

It’s a new year, a new theme song, and—thankfully—everyone still has all their fingers. 🥂 In this episode, Jesse and Mikey kick off the year by talking New Year’s goals (not resolutions), why small changes matter more than unrealistic gym promises, and how tracking stress, sleep, and heart rate can actually make a difference. From OrangeTheory milestones and “revenge bodies” to learning when to slow down and actually take a day off, this conversation goes deeper than expected. Along the way, they unpack: * Why New Year’s Eve can feel overrated (and anxiety-inducing) * Finding motivation through routine, data, and hot trainers * Work-life balance, burnout, and the struggle to truly unplug * Dating intentionally while still being “whores with standards” * Starting businesses, setting boundaries, and trusting your instincts And because this is Closet Cases, things also take a hard left into: * Rhinestone dildos, Etsy business ideas, and questionable DIY tips * Awkwardly hot doctor encounters * Wild roommate and coworker stories * Catholic school scandals and other absolute what-the-fuck moments It’s funny, messy, vulnerable, and very real—because growth doesn’t have to be polished, and neither do we. ✨ New year. Same chaos. Slightly better boundaries. ✨

Sleigh Bitch

Just in time to miss the holidays, Mikey and Jesse are joined by Jesse's husband Gabriel for an extra-unhinged holiday episode that starts with Christmas origins… and spirals beautifully from there. What begins as a deep dive into where Christmas actually comes from—pagan rituals, winter solstice, Saturnalia, mistletoe, trees, lights, and all—quickly turns into a brutally honest (and hilarious) conversation about family dysfunction, cultural traditions, religion, queerness, grief, and what the holidays really feel like when you don’t fit the Hallmark mold. Along the way, we cover: * Why December 25th isn’t Jesus’ real birthday * Pagan traditions the church “rebranded” * Latino, Filipino, and American holiday customs * Toxic family dynamics, religion, and being LGBTQ+ during the holidays * Cutting off family, setting boundaries, and chosen family * Spirituality, cults, reincarnation, aliens, ghosts, demons, déjà vu, and whether this life might actually be hell * Seasonal depression, loss, and finding joy on your own terms * And… plenty of off-the-rails stories that definitely didn’t make it into church It’s messy, funny, uncomfortable, heartfelt, and very Closet Cases. Whether you celebrate Christmas, something else, or nothing at all—this episode is a reminder that you’re allowed to build your own traditions, protect your peace, and survive the holidays however you need to. 🎧 New episode out now. 📲 Follow us on Instagram: @ClosetCasesPod 🎄 Chrysler Merry, babes.