Don't Call Me Torta

Glitter And Be Gay

This week, The Current Besties are feeling their homosexual selves and dishing on everything from queer spaces to musical theatre and beyond. Uly is in a bad mood and lashing out at every chance he gets They test their knowledge of Star Wars films They break down what a traditional bachelor party is Jazz goes on an expletive rant about why he didn’t want women invited to their Puerto Vallarta trip Uly recounts his bachelor party in Palm Springs They discuss the gay people that impacted them growing up Uly is triggered and relives his trauma of the musical, Oklahoma! Jazz loses his V card They swap their worst musical audition stories SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday. Follow Current Besties: IG: @currentbestiespod [https://www.instagram.com/currentbestiespod/] TikTok: @currentbestiespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@currentbestiespod] Follow Uly: IG: @ulyandernesto [https://www.instagram.com/ulyandernesto/?hl=en] TikTok: @ulyandernesto [https://www.tiktok.com/@ulyandernesto] Follow Jazz: IG: @jazz_trice [https://www.instagram.com/jazz_trice/] TikTok: @jazz_trice [https://www.tiktok.com/@jazz_trice] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

We Have Compatibility Issues

The Current Besties can't seem to sync up during this episode. Maybe they're more different than they think? * They play the word match game with tragic results * Jazz reveals he's been told he talks way too fast on the pod * Uly says that Jazz is a partier and Jazz calls Uly a fun-sucker * They figure out which of them is a feminist and who isn't * They reveal their worst date stories * They debate the ethics behind not texting someone back after 24 hrs while dating * Uly tries to find out how many sexual partners Jazz has had * Jazz defends Geminis and Uly brags about being a Libra * Uly scares Jazz with more horror stories about the ocean. SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday. Follow Current Besties: IG: @currentbestiespod [https://www.instagram.com/currentbestiespod/] TikTok: @currentbestiespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@currentbestiespod] Follow Uly: IG: @ulyandernesto [https://www.instagram.com/ulyandernesto/?hl=en] TikTok: @ulyandernesto [https://www.tiktok.com/@ulyandernesto] Follow Jazz: IG: @jazz_trice [https://www.instagram.com/jazz_trice/] TikTok: @jazz_trice [https://www.tiktok.com/@jazz_trice] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Team USA

Not only are the current besties extremely hot and funny, they’re also successful athletes. Uly and Jazz get together to talk about their recent marathon and triathlon competitions: * Uly addresses the blackface allegations and Jazz relives his own blackface trauma * They debate whether it’s good or bad to try on a country’s accent * Uly talks about the food he ate in London * Uly details how he needed medical help after the London Marathon * Jazz lets u know if all of his swimming training paid off * Jazz retells the drama of biking and running uphill * We find out how they each placed in their competitions and whether they will do another one * They give an update on Jazz’s blackhead * They talk about how many castles and palaces they’ve been in * They give a peak into their genealogy SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday. Follow Current Besties: IG: @currentbestiespod [https://www.instagram.com/currentbestiespod/] TikTok: @currentbestiespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@currentbestiespod] Follow Uly: IG: @ulyandernesto [https://www.instagram.com/ulyandernesto/?hl=en] TikTok: @ulyandernesto [https://www.tiktok.com/@ulyandernesto] Follow Jazz: IG: @jazz_trice [https://www.instagram.com/jazz_trice/] TikTok: @jazz_trice [https://www.tiktok.com/@jazz_trice] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Where Is My Husband!

Wedding bells are ringing as the Current Besties can't stop talking about their current and future husbands. After discussing all things related to weddings that have and haven't happened yet, Uly and Jazz take questions from the internet: * Uly and Jazz decide their favorite Britney Spears song * Uly can't stop talking about his current husband's anxieties around travel * Jazz, a single man, reveals what his wedding song is going to be * They discuss some highs and lows from Uly's wedding * They argue over who gives a better wedding speech * They (kinda) reveal if and when Uly's current husband will guest star on the pod * Jazz talks about his first job at Taco Bell and a horror story from inside the kitchen * Uly relives his days as a lifeguard and talks about a fight he had on the job * They talk about the time Uly's mouth almost got him beat up on Halloween...while wearing a wig * They discuss the importance of physical attractiveness in dating * Uly tries to pop a pimple SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday. Follow Current Besties: IG: @currentbestiespod [https://www.instagram.com/currentbestiespod/] TikTok: @currentbestiespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@currentbestiespod] Follow Uly: IG: @ulyandernesto [https://www.instagram.com/ulyandernesto/?hl=en] TikTok: @ulyandernesto [https://www.tiktok.com/@ulyandernesto] Follow Jazz: IG: @jazz_trice [https://www.instagram.com/jazz_trice/] TikTok: @jazz_trice [https://www.tiktok.com/@jazz_trice] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Don't Call Me Torta

Uly and Jazz make many more attempts to get canceled in another wild episode of Current Besties Podcast: * They chat about Coachella and plan how they can finally go next year * Jazz confesses his fears about his upcoming triathlon * Uly talks about the time he was almost eaten by a shark * Uly laments about his knee pain and his upcoming trip to London for the London Marathon * Uly and Jazz discuss what's a "torta", other nicknames given to Spanish speaking children, and if there is lingering trauma * What it was like for each them growing up and not being fluent in their parent's native language * The tragic tale of Brynleigh and Brayleigh, two sisters torn apart by parental needs and a trip to Scotland * Uly's dishes on his recent stint at the Moontower Comedy Festival * The figure out what it means to be a real stand-up comedian. SUBSCRIBE for new episodes every Wednesday. Follow Current Besties: IG: @currentbestiespod [https://www.instagram.com/currentbestiespod/] TikTok: @currentbestiespod [https://www.tiktok.com/@currentbestiespod] Follow Uly: IG: @ulyandernesto [https://www.instagram.com/ulyandernesto/?hl=en] TikTok: @ulyandernesto [https://www.tiktok.com/@ulyandernesto] Follow Jazz: IG: @jazz_trice [https://www.instagram.com/jazz_trice/] TikTok: @jazz_trice [https://www.tiktok.com/@jazz_trice] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.