S2: Episode Eight: "Relax? Don't Do It!"

S2: Episode Eight: "Relax? Don't Do It!"

A happy New Year to all of the Dads (and Moms) out there!  Dave and Matt celebrate Christmas and the holiday season in style with a hard to get batch of Kentucky's finest, share a ton of laughs, and look ahead to getting back into the woods in 2026.  Two things they love. Two things they hate. Things their wives say (it's a good one, don't miss it!) This week featuring: winter in the sticks, don't bite the hand that plans, those who do not "wave", mr. "hot potato", "babe what the f*** was that!?", and the million dollar age old question we all face when the couch is calling: "to relax? or not to relax?" Get your hands on some bourbon fit for John Wick, and pour yourself a splash over ice. This is episode eight! You Can Text Us Now! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2371975/open_sms]

S2 Episode Seven: "No Sculpture for Old Men"

Matt and Dave prepare for the annual hunting trip and get "into the woods" about the laughable and sometimes confounding modern times we live in. This episode bringing you: Two things they love. Two things they hate. Two things that scare them. This week featuring: live music and bird sh*t, the chest pumping rewards of being handy, the travesty of E-everything, and paying $20,000 for literally nothing. Pitch dark and loud silence, and getting yourself into (and hopefully out of) some dicey situations. Crack open an ice cold LECH, prepare to taste... nothing... but if it's cold, it's gold! This is episode seven! You Can Text Us Now! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2371975/open_sms]

S2 Episode Six: "Triple Deuce!"

Hang onto your sauna hats for a wild episode six as Dave and Matt make some bold declarations, stumble into some hilarious uncharted territory and finally crack into "the Tanya beers". Two things they love. Two things they hate. Two things they don't give a sh*t about. This week featuring: the slow burn of a top notch stogie (or maybe an entire unexpected gift box full of Esplendidos?), pushing through the "why the f**k am I doing this" of long distance, unwelcome changes & menu fails, hyper realistic art, the dinner menu (ironically), and the unprecedented "TRIPLE DEUCE". Matt's sister Tanya, and best friend John get yet another special shout out this week as Matt and Dave sip some ice cold, crispy, and "delightful" German Dabs while they tackle the most pressing issues in life... like ways to avoid sanding your nipples off. You Can Text Us Now! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2371975/open_sms]

S2 Episode Five: "BANYA!"

Matt and Dave are back at the helm in the long awaited episode five! Two things they love. Two things they hate. ...and the highly anticipated "Alright let's do this!" This week featuring: rocking shinny with your boy, absolute reckless gum chewing, the big bucks in bottles, mangling your lip with your own tooth, wannabe Robocops with their decommissioned cruisers, and the moment we've all been waiting for: Matt's first trip to the infamous Banyaaaa. Matt's sister Tanya and best friend John get a special shout out this week as Matt and Dave sip some ice cold, crispy Karlovacko Croatian Lagers and take on life's greatest moments. One crushed can at a time. You Can Text Us Now! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2371975/open_sms]

S2 Episode Four: "The Long Blink"

Matt and Dave are back in action with this week's episode after Matt's fun filled trip to the E.R. Two things they love. Two things they hate. Two things they're afraid of! This week featuring: the magic of "happy hour", Indie musician "Jon Bryant" and the grind of rising to the top, Matt tells us all about his "iron man match" with a kidney stone, the sacrilege of scrolling at the playoffs, being chased up the stairs, and the riskiest move a husband can make during "active listening"... the "long blink". Matt's kidneys needed a break from weekly beer reviews this time around but next week you know they'll be double fisting some choice cold ones to make up for it.  Put that lemon water on ice friends, give those kidneys a rest and enjoy this week's take on the world. You Can Text Us Now! [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2371975/open_sms]