Diddy Pod

Diddy Dick and Diddy Dom have boarded the 15.32 to Milton Keynes, following a red hot tip off that Samuel L Jackson is going to visit his aunt. After being chased out of First Class for having No Class, they take on the stewardess in a game of Tea Time Slamdown and visit a very noisy Quiet Carriage, but if they’re going to reach Jackson it’s going to require a full on Hollywood action sequence that it’s a shame you can’t see!

Diddy Dick and Dom are at the funfair. They’ve been told that David Walliams is visiting.

The Diddies have gone intergalactic as they broadcast live from a space station orbiting planet earth. They’ve been given a top tip that star Star Wars star John Boyega is up there right now getting ready for a new role. This is the perfect chance for Dick and Dom to annoy people in a completely different galaxy with their inane trivia and collection of Star Wars memorabilia before trying to get a scoop on what’s next in the franchise. It all goes wrong when a game of ‘What Does This Button Do?’ sets off an emergency sequence.

Diddy Dom has dragged Diddy Dick to the Diddy National Theatre for a star interview with Helena Bonham Carter. It turns out this is because he’s hoping to audition for a part in the Midsummer Nights’ Dream that she’s directing. He secures an audition by the simple process of it being open casting, so with a little help from wardrobe supervisor Bruno Tonioli – and a great deal of hindrance from Diddy Dick – Diddy Dom gets the chance to show HBC his Bottom. He’s gonna blow it.

The Diddies have got holiday jobs at a local biscuit factory, sweeping the floor. However, when an argument about what makes the best biscuit goes out of control – is it a custard cream or a jammy ring? Dick and Dom smuggle their way into a biscuit factory to make the ultimate biccie – the Jammy Custard Creamy Ring. Yum. Along the way they’ll run into Gordon Ramsay, on hand to make a new biccie of his own, and Stormzy, the ultimate biscuit wrapper. When Security, Gal Gadot, earning some extra cash between DC movies, catches up with them it transpires she has her own very specific ideas on what makes the best biccie. They’d better listen and get it right, she seems very angry.