i'm a drink monster and mum’s the nail police

my dog exploded

it’s the end of the season and things go off the rails VERY QUICKLY. from... explosive? dog stories, to airport chases, shady travel agents, emotional support volvos, and a rogue eyebrow incident… we said NO to structure and YES to oversharing.

this is a suitcase intervention

this week we’re fighting over 26 suitcases, roasting each other’s sunglass taste, spiraling into fake tan anxiety, and launching a campaign to retrain checkout staff.

the favourite child, family holidays, and mum versus instagram

This week we dive into family drama (who really is the favourite?), the politics of planning holidays, and whether mum will ever crack how to post a story on instagram. Plus a heated debate about public toilets, why i believe nausea is worse than heartbreak, and a pop culture quiz that somehow turns into a career interrogation.

i'm a drink monster and mum’s the nail police

This week i unpack my unhealthy obsession with being everyone’s favourite (including the pilates instructor), mum roasts my long painted nails (again), and we debate whether washing windows is in the dental job description. plus: emotional damage from childhood haircuts, airport pavements that ruin your vibe, and why being a “drink monster” might be genetic.

i ghosted my therapist

i'm in my disappearing-from-therapy era and mum's thinking about going full psychic. we unpack ghosting your therapist, sneaky self-sabotage, how mental health can look different for everyone, and why i think emotional fluency should be taught in kindergarten.