Episode 12: Ranch Water, Wasted Management and Fraud Coin

Episode 12: Ranch Water, Wasted Management and Fraud Coin

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2550788/fan_mail/new] This week on Every Other White Guy: The boys kick things off with a clean, no-fluff Ranch Water — tequila, Topo Chico, lime… and surprisingly strong opinions. It’s simple. It’s dangerous. It scores a 6.8 and 6.7, which feels aggressively on-brand. From there, we unpack: * A chaotic Waste Management weekend (and terrible betting decisions) * The official Jersey Count results * Super Bowl heartbreak therapy (including Drake May discourse) * Why T-Rex arms are suddenly a Patriots problem * College basketball chaos and undefeated dreams dying * The most toxic question possible: if you could only keep one app, what would it be? * Spanish vs Japanese as your “instantly fluent” language choice Plus:  Our sponsor Fraud Coin returns — the most reliable way to lose your money immediately. Backed by nothing. Explained by no one. Football season is officially over. Mourning period begins. Fraud Coin deposits are pending. Follow us @everyotherwhiteguy  Email us (if you're over 35): everyotherwhiteguy@gmail.com

Episode 11: Wasted Management, Guest Picks and Golf Pet Peeves

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2550788/fan_mail/new] We’re back two weeks in a row — call it consistency, call it a miracle. This week kicks off with a Drink of the Week that immediately betrays us: a non-alcoholic “coffee draft” that tastes kind of like Guinness… until you notice the floaters and remember it sat in a car for a week. Spirits were hurt. Ratings were low. Trust was broken. Then Jay takes us into the world of FOIA Ball (Freedom of Information Act sports rabbit holes) and finally delivers the long-awaited answer to the question nobody asked: how much does it cost to rent the giant American flag that covers a football field? Because it’s Super Bowl week, we bring on a guest (Steve-O) for predictions, confidence levels, and the only important bet: what color will the Gatorade be? From there we pivot into Waste Management Phoenix Open weekend plans, jersey-spotting predictions, and a quick rant on how Fanatics is ruining sports merch. Producer questions finish us off with: * Is a hot dog a sandwich (or a taco)? * The most important golf question of all: biggest pet peeves on the course Like, subscribe, leave a review, and please… send us better drink ideas than whatever that was.

Episode 10: Espresso Martinis, Internet Obsessions, and Football Fan Trauma

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2550788/fan_mail/new] We’re not dead. We promise. After losing an entire episode to buffering hell and customer service purgatory, Jay and Mac are back with another basement-born installment of Every Other White Guy — louder, slightly caffeinated, and still wildly unqualified. This week kicks off with Drink of the Week: an espresso martini, launching what may become an ongoing espresso martini journey (for science). Ratings are given on both the espresso martini scale and the every other drink scale, arguments immediately follow, and the producers steal sips mid-segment. From there, things spiral into: * The lost episode saga and why technology cannot be trusted * Disneyland vs. Disney World, including a live call to an actual Disney expert * The oddly specific TikTok videos that live rent-free in our brains * Olympic ticket applications, Winter Olympics hype, and why summer vs. winter sports divide friendships * College basketball chaos, NIL loopholes, and why coming back after the G League feels wrong * Super Bowl food rankings that somehow turn into chili dog strategy * A fake sponsor that feels uncomfortably personal * And finally, outside-the-division NFL hate lists that get way more emotional than intended As always, there are strong opinions, zero authority, a very active buzzer, and producers desperately trying to keep things moving. Pour a coffee cocktail, open TikTok, and join the chaos. 📲 Follow us on Instagram: @everyotherwhiteguypodcast

Episode 9: French 75s, Reckless Parlays, and the Border War Is Back

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2550788/fan_mail/new] It’s a New Year episode of Every Other White Guy, which means big opinions, zero credentials, and immediate regret over past decisions. Jay and Mac kick off 2026 late (and unapologetically) with a Drink of the Week: the French 75, a deceptively classy cocktail that somehow turns into a choking hazard. From there, things spiral into: * Rating a World War I–era cocktail while questioning French toughness * Locking in a wildly optimistic NFL + college football playoff parlay that may already be dead by the time you’re listening * Breaking down conspiracy theories involving perfect pyramids in Antarctica, aliens, and memory wipes * Debating whether you could win a bar fight against your own clone * Arguing over the most quoted movies and TV shows of all time * Admitting New Year’s resolutions that will absolutely not survive February Plus, a fake sponsor shows up, sports fandoms are tested, the buzzer gets a workout, and the producers quietly judge everything from behind the scenes. Pour something bubbly, place a bad bet, and welcome yourself into the chaos of the new year. 📲 Follow us on Instagram: @everyotherwhiteguypodcast

Episode 8: Gin in an Ornament, Hallmark Brain Rot & Christmas Hot Takes

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2550788/fan_mail/new] It’s a Christmas episode of Every Other White Guy which means strong opinions, zero authority, and a questionable amount of gin. This week, Jay and Mac kick things off with a holiday Drink of the Week served inside an actual Christmas ornament, then immediately spiral into: * Ranking Christmas cocktails and debating whether gin is the most Christmasy spirit * Arguing over the greatest Christmas movies of all time (and why Die Hard still doesn’t count) * Accidentally writing an entire Hallmark movie plot that feels… dangerously accurate * Debating Christmas traditions, caroling logistics, and why nobody actually wants to go caroling * Sharing the best and worst Christmas gifts from childhood Plus, a very festive fake sponsor makes an appearance, holiday delusion is at an all-time high, and the producers keep the buzzer close. Pour a drink, put on a Santa hat, and enjoy some unfiltered Christmas chaos. 🎄 Merry Christmas from Every Other White Guy 🎄 📲 Follow us on Instagram: @everyotherwhiteguypodcast