Romain Gary/Toki Pona

The Schvitz/Lord Timothy Dexter

Payton sweats it out in the sauna. Chris finds an improbably successful investor. They also discuss Ready Player One fan fiction.

1904 Olympic Marathon/Welsh Rarebit Nightmares

Chris discovers the chaos of an old-timey Olympics. Payton regrets living like a 19th-century bachelor. They also discuss New Zealand’s “Laser Kiwi Flag.”

The Dragon King of Oxford/DIY Yacht Build

Payton learns the value of happiness from the Bhutanese royal family. Chris discovers a modern-day Noah's Ark. They also discuss the controversy around two-handed bowling.

Romain Gary/Toki Pona

Chris discovers the power of adopting a professional pseudonym. Payton learns two tiny languages that might change his perception of reality. They also discuss Dubai’s novelty license plate culture.

Saxophone Warfare/Medical Quackery

Payton discovers the violent life behind the inventor of the saxophone. Chris unlocks a new fear when going to the doctor. They also discuss recent developments in dog cloning technology.