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While perusing my Facebook feed I came across a Bored Panda Article [https://www.boredpanda.com/ancient-tomb-traps-injured-modern-archaeologists/] that asked an interesting question. “What are real life instances of still working booby traps that have been set off at historical sites that may have killed or seriously injured archeologists or their workers?” Well, of course, I’m invested now… what a great question! I have a limited background in archeology so I didn’t think most of the answers would surprise me, but this one did. User GingerMcGinginII replied as such: And that, friends, is where tonights podcast starts. So it turns out that this is not as crazy as a question as it might seem. High level nuclear waste, the kind produced in nuclear reactors, needs to be safely stored for AT LEAST 10,000 years. You might think we should just bury with a sign that says “Don’t go here”, but as the Bored Panda article points out, that may not be so easy. Languages change. Symbols change. The meaning of things is lost to time. So how do we get people 10,000 years in the future to believe us when we say nuclear waste is bad? In 1981 the US Department of Energy brought a group of engineers, behavioral scientists, anthropologists, linguists, and nuclear physicists together to figure it out. This group was called the Human Interference Task Force, and between that group and continuing studies into the 1990’s, we ended up with some very strange ideas. Some of the ideas were predictable… don’t bury it where people want to dig, make pictorial warning signs to help people understand the danger, print warnings in many different languages, etc. Other ideas were good, but a bit stranger such as making the space feel “off”. Covering it in rubble or large spikes and making the structure sound spooky in the wind were suggested. Check out this article [https://www.sciencehistory.org/stories/magazine/speaking-to-the-future/] to see some pictures of what the scientists were thinking. And then… we get to the really weird. Things like implanting a message in the DNA of the plants around the site. Creating a religion to ensure the information gets passed on. And yes… the RayCat Solution. If you haven’t heard of the RayCat Solution, let me sum it up. You genetically engineer cats (or some other animal) to glow when they get near radiation. But here is the problem… 10,000 years in the future will people understand why they are glowing? And that is where this little gem [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amn3kn0XPLQ&list=RDamn3kn0XPLQ&start_radio=1] comes in. Someone made a song that would be so catchy that even 10,000 years in the future people would remember it. And that song had lyrics that explained what to do if your cat started glowing. For example: Don't change color, kittyKeep your color, kittyStay that midnight blackThе radiation that the change impliesCan kill, and that's a factThе radiation, whatever that isIs something we don't want'cause it withers our cropsAnd it burns our skinAnd it turns our livestock gaunt Obviously this idea never really got off the ground. In fact, even though it is now 2026 there is still no resolution to the issue of storing nuclear waste. As of now most nuclear waste is just stored where it is made, which seems ok. For now. So I leave you with this. This is an excerpt from a report by Sandia labs and is one of the proposed warnings that has potential to actually be used. It reads like a little mini sci-fi horror poem, and, as long as people in 10,000 years can translate it, I think it will do the trick. “This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases toward a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.” Sources: 1984 Study [https://www.osti.gov/servlets/purl/6799619] https://www.sciencehistory.org/stories/magazine/speaking-to-the-future/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Interference_Task_Force https://www.forbes.com/sites/christinero/2019/11/26/the-staggering-timescales-of-nuclear-waste-disposal/ https://www.iflscience.com/this-is-not-a-place-of-honor-how-do-we-warn-of-danger-to-people-thousands-of-years-in-the-future-74396 https://genius.com/Emperor-x-10000-year-earworm-to-discourage-resettlement-near-nuclear-waste-repositories-dont-change-color-kitty-lyrics#:~:text=Don’t%20change%20color%2C%20kitty,Keep%20sickness%20away This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fantasticfootnotes.substack.com [https://fantasticfootnotes.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]
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