4 p.m. Steakhouse Reservation (Honey I am 82)

Cool Whip Culture

Puzzling and frankly concerning recipes from a 1998 spiral-bound cookbook, including "Spaghetti Salad" and "Enough Punch to Serve 100 People"; plus 10 unfortunate recipes that I found in the Epstein files (sorry)

There Are Dehyrated Juggalos in My Backyard

May 11 - 17, 2026: Office donuts, buttermilk pancakes, two slices of white bread and a pile of ice cream on a dinner plate after already eating dinner and dessert

God Can't See Beer If It's Under a Tarp

May 4 - 10, 2026: Raspberry tiramisu, sweet potato waffle fries, brownies that taste like water

4 p.m. Steakhouse Reservation (Honey I am 82)

April 27 - May 3, 2026: Chicken pot pie, a crystal mouthwash decanter, a call for the firing of the Baggu lunch box design team

Thinking About Those Beans

April 20 - 26, 2026: Red beans and rice, Italian wedding cookies, purple ketchup