Don't Tell Mom

The Friendship Symposium

Season Two Finale! What starts as two friends giving extremely unnecessary presentations somehow turns into a full-blown symposium on air conditioning, childhood humiliation, personality formation, and emotional trench coats. Elaine traces how AC changed movies, politics, migration, and climate itself, while Eric unveils a completely unlicensed psychological framework arguing that every adult is just three childhood experiences stacked together pretending to pay taxes. Welcome to The Friendship Symposium, where the research is questionable, but the emotional insights are uncomfortably accurate. The Trench Coat Theory Personality Quiz: https://three-kids-coat.base44.app/ [https://three-kids-coat.base44.app/]

Smells Like Teen Millennials

What songs instantly take you back to a specific version of yourself? In this episode, Eric and Elaine share the “soundtracks of their lives,” revisiting the music that shaped different seasons, friendships, identities, and growing-up moments along the way. From Dispatch and Counting Crows to Brandi Carlile and Broadway musicals, they explore why certain songs stick with us and what music says about who we were at the time. Along the way, they talk about the science of music and memory, millennial music culture, and the surprisingly emotional experience of curating a playlist from your own life. Friends! Comment with your own playlist! Elaine's Soundtrack: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4pcAfox6FoSMAdDZ58cqVx?si=OBaawlGmRgeOtN2WE1zOBA [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4pcAfox6FoSMAdDZ58cqVx?si=OBaawlGmRgeOtN2WE1zOBA] Eric's Soundtrack: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2audKF1Q7q7CVa4CTJzuqp?si=J9A8D3xuS8alV_IC1sSiYg [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2audKF1Q7q7CVa4CTJzuqp?si=J9A8D3xuS8alV_IC1sSiYg]

The Metaphysics of Metamucil

From church rituals and grief ceremonies to porch sitting, fishing, candle season, and yes…fiber supplements…why do humans instinctively repeat certain behaviors? This week, we explore ritual as anxiety regulation, social bonding, emotional processing, and the strange little practices that make life feel meaningful. Turns out the line between spiritual practice and “tiny things that keep us functioning” might be thinner than we think.

Age Against the Machine

What if we’re all just… slowly testing positive for age?  We start with a torn meniscus and somehow end up talking about mortality, meaning, and whether sleep scores are now a personality trait. Elaine brings the science (yes, aging might actually be treated like a disease), while Eric brings…whatever Eric brings, as they wrestle with the weird gap between feeling 30 and realizing your body disagrees. Along the way, things get more real with stories about memory, loss, and the quiet ways we leave pieces of ourselves behind. It’s funny, it’s a little heavy, and it might make you think differently about what it actually means to grow older…on purpose.

Don't Tell Mom

Does your family still treat you like you’re twelve years old? In this episode, we dive into the chaos of siblings, birth order, and the roles we never quite grow out of, whether you are the responsible oldest, the overlooked middle, or the wildcard youngest. From “don’t tell mom” moments to full blown wrestling matches, we unpack the stories that shaped us and the personalities we carried into adulthood. Along the way, we ask whether siblings actually define who we become or just reveal who we have always been. Because no matter how much you change, your family still knows exactly which buttons to push.