WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!

Why Are You Giving Candy to a Baby?!

And nose piercings?!

More Tales From Corporate America: Cursing at Work?!

Sheesh!

We’re Going to Key Your Car!

For claiming you’re successful! And how does it feel, Fabulous?

WHAT Did You Put Through Your Penis?!

And other boring middle aged tales!

Do YOU Park Like an Arrogant Jerk?!

And other random crap