Horned Up for Mulch!

Swoon & Rage: From Off Campus to Delaney Hall

This week, Katie and Dana are officially in heat over fictional college hockey players - as are most middle aged moms in America. So what is it exactly about Off Campus that has us so hot and bothered?  Is it: * The fact that positive masculinity is on full display for once? * Or that they feel nostalgic for a campus life filled with body positivity, an emphasis on sexual consent and allyship for survivors - that they themselves never experienced?  * Perhaps its centering of female pleasure and a glaring lack for the slut-shaming?  * Or maybe the emotional maturity of the young frat boys’ and the bravery they display in order to be vulnerable for one another? * Or even just the refreshing lack of catty infighting among women in a society that loves to pit them against one another in order to win the guy? Well, your hosts discuss none of this as they shift into objectification mode and drone on about the chizzled-ass hunks in their little sweatpants making whoopies with full front. But that’s not all you can expect from this week’s cutting edge cultural commentary, they also: * Rage about their kindly Senator being pepper sprayed in Newark * Crush on America’s Democratic Socialist mayors reducing violent crime * Discuss their favorite wire-free bras and the white tee shirt that is so good but too expensive int this economy You know, all the good stuff. Don't forget to leave them a 5-star review and follow along on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/gimme_the_goss/] and Substack [https://substack.com/@gimmethegoss]. Boop.

Trad-wifing, Girl-bossing and Fighting with the Elderly

This week Katie and Dana are yapping all about how they are the antithesis of a trad-wife, Dana's impromptu block party in their "Sand Lot" neighborhood, and Katie's trip to visit the Amish. They also ramble on about fun middle-age activities like: * The pure ecstasy of purging your basement * The euphoria of a summer-ready garden * And thrifty tips on how to dermaplane on a budget And of course they share all the things they are loving on this week. Be sure to subscribe at Substack to get all the links [https://substack.com/@gimmethegoss] they mentioned and a weekly (ish) note. And be sure to follow them on IG [https://www.instagram.com/gimme_the_goss/] so they can hit 1,000 followers and eventually get affiliate links for all the shit they talk about.  And to see all they're special facial reactions, you can watch the pod on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@Gimme_the_Goss] Oh and one last thing, subscribe and leave them a 5-star review wherever you listen to pods.

Horned Up for Mulch!

This week, Katie and Dana are yapping about : * Chelsea Handler destroying male comics at The Roast of Kevin Hart * How Dana will not be heading back to couples therapy because Joel crushed Mother’s Day with the help of a certain, tall Dutchman * The new skincare spreadsheet Katie cannot wait to get her hands on * Why Katie crashed her husband’s work conference in a disguise this week * The weird things women become aroused by when middle age comes a calling * And of course, voting rights, Virginia and our last swinging chance to save democracy We can’t recommend this episode enough, honestly. Especially because we had a certain surprise guest that we didn’t even know about. Be sure to subscribe and leave us a review! Plus, follow us on Substack [https://substack.com/@gimmethegoss] to get all the links we mention like: * That skincare spreadsheet we mentioned * Katie’s go-to Vitaminc C serum * The robe Dana got for Mother’s Day because Dana has a thing for robes * The colorful sneakers Katie got because Rick listens to our pod * The leopard pants Dana cannot stop wearing * And the ballet flats Katie scooped up at a discount * Oh and the rental service we’re both hoping back on Oh and don't forget to connect on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/gimme_the_goss/]!

Miami, The Met Gala & Estrogen Patches

This week Katie and Dana are chatting away and covering topics like Dana's sober trip to MIami, Katie's drunky reunion, and Dana's long awaited breast reduction! They’ll also yap about the Met Gala and all the endless goss from that event! Pressing questions this week include:  * Who Amazon-primed their Met Gala dress * Who’s suing who for sexual harassment * And who’s getting hitched in NYC this July Plus, they’re of course sharing what they’re reading, wearing, using and loving this week.  Be sure to subscribe at Substack to get all the links [https://substack.com/@gimmethegoss] they mentioned and a weekly (ish) note. And be sure to follow them on IG [https://www.instagram.com/gimme_the_goss/] so they can hit 1,000 followers and eventually get affiliate links for all the shit they talk about.  And to see all they're special facial reactions, you can watch the pod on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@Gimme_the_Goss] Oh and one last thing, subscribe and leave them a 5-star review wherever you listen to pods.

Yesteryear, Bitcoin and The White House Correspondents' Dinner

This week Katie and Dana are professionally yapping about all the latest gossip around the world. From the trad-wife-turned-time-traveller of Yesteryear to millennial-heartthrob-turned-documentarian of Everyone is Lying to You About Money.  They’ll also tap into the pull of conspiracy theories around the White House Correspondents dinner and whether or not the Aura Head Spa is worth it.  Pressing questions this week include:  * BitCoin - the financial future of the world or just an MLM for podcast bros?  * Are Russell Brand and Megan Kelly f&cking serious?  * Why is it so hard to get an MRI when your body is falling apart?  Plus, they’re of course sharing what they’re reading, wearing, using and loving this week.  Be sure to subscribe at Substack to get all the links [https://substack.com/@gimmethegoss] they mentioned and a weekly (ish) note. And be sure to follow them on IG [https://www.instagram.com/gimme_the_goss/] so they can hit 1,000 followers and eventually get affiliate links for all the shit they talk about.  And to see all they're special facial reactions, you can watch the pod on YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/@Gimme_the_Goss] Oh and one last thing, subscribe and leave them a 5-star review wherever you listen to pods.  K. Till next time… Love you, bye.