i punished mae martin and now i'm muted (probably)

my ex-friend blocked me on venmo

my 15 year friendship officially ended with $30 on venmo and then a block. i said the meanest things i've ever said to anyone in my life because i thought he couldn't see them. he could see them. i went camping to cope, took shrooms that didn't really hit because apparently zoloft is the enemy of fun, and swam in a freezing river which is why my hair looks insane. my boyfriend zade crashed the episode and told me five things he loves about me and it was very cute and now i feel weird about it. also i might have had a gay awakening on mushrooms over an astrology tiktoker and ruby rose was involved somehow. and yes i bought a spider-man blanket at the mexican border. i didn't need it. i bought it. get more at http://backdrop.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

i performed at a netflix is a joke event and rachel bloom was there

i have a whole powerpoint presentation about why buying from breeders is basically white supremacy and i performed it in front of rachel bloom. my brain has been completely empty for two weeks and i don't know if that's good or bad. got rejected from the black improv group AFTER they already saw me perform, which is somehow worse. also a 15 year friendship ended over a concussion and he still has my drill. get more at backdrop.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

i punished mae martin and now i'm muted (probably)

i went to the ren faire for the first time, bought a belt after a 30 minute hostage situation, and had the best weekend ever... then immediately started a fight. my dog might need surgery in tijuana again and i'm tired of being a single mom. also i've been smoking weed and getting depressed and going to a bougie gym i can't afford. and yes i sent mae martin my pilot. they read the message. they said nothing. we don't talk about it. get more at backdrop.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

i took my dog to tijuana and almost took home a puppy

i took my limping dog to a vet in tijuana and it was actually fine?? my landlords painted the whole building instead of fixing the elevator that's trying to kill me every single day. a man on a crane watched me scroll tiktok and i don't wanna talk about it. plus i threw a fit so my boyfriend had to come watch whales and now i feel guilty that it worked lol. See the extended version at Backdrop.fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Introducing "Heb Hangs"

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