Hey, so…I actually regret becoming a homeowner.

Hey, so…let’s talk about those two identical lotion bottles in the bathroom.

For all the visuals and videos I reference, check out the full article over on the Hey, So Substack. [https://olvndbrwn.substack.com/] This podcast is part of the Crown Jewels Collective, a collection of Black writers and their expressions. 💎 Home to 🎙️ Hey, So Podcast and 💋 Nightstack. For more information, head over to: Crown Jewels Collective Substack [https://substack.com/@crownjewelscollective?r=22ng6a&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile] Crown Jewels Collective on Threads [https://www.threads.com/@crownjewelscollective?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==] Crown Jewels Collective on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/crownjewelscollective/] Crown Jewels Collective on TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@crownjewelscollection]Thanks for listening! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit olvndbrwn.substack.com [https://olvndbrwn.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Hey, so…I actually regret becoming a homeowner.

Hey, y’all— welcome back to the ‘stack! Ahh, a new year, is it? A new year means a new thought train is kicking off. Are you ready to dive in? For all the visuals and videos I reference, check out the full article over on the Hey, So Substack. [https://olvndbrwn.substack.com/] This podcast is part of the Crown Jewels Collective, a collection of Black writers and their expressions. 💎 Home to 🎙️ Hey, So Podcast and 💋 Nightstack. For more information, head over to: Crown Jewels Collective Substack [https://substack.com/@crownjewelscollective?r=22ng6a&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile] Crown Jewels Collective on Threads [https://www.threads.com/@crownjewelscollective?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==] Crown Jewels Collective on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/crownjewelscollective/] Crown Jewels Collective on TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@crownjewelscollection]Thanks for listening! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit olvndbrwn.substack.com [https://olvndbrwn.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Hey, so…why is the Grinch posting thirst traps?

In this special holiday episode of Hey, So… we’re going to chat about why the Grinch is making a comeback online and when he’s going away! Hopefully far away, waaay back up to his little cave where no one can fantasize about him. Just kidding, all of this is very amusing. For all the visuals and videos I reference, check out the full article over on the Hey, So Substack [https://olvndbrwn.substack.com/p/hey-sowhy-is-the-grinch-posting-thirst?r=22ng6a]. [https://open.substack.com/pub/olvndbrwn/p/hey-so-why-are-we-all-so-horny-for?r=22ng6a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true] This podcast is part of the Crown Jewels Collective, a collection of Black writers and their expressions. 💎 Home to 🎙️ Hey, So Podcast and 💋 Nightstack. For more information, head over to: Crown Jewels Collective Substack [https://substack.com/@crownjewelscollective?r=22ng6a&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile] Crown Jewels Collective on Threads [https://www.threads.com/@crownjewelscollective?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==] Crown Jewels Collective on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/crownjewelscollective/] Thanks for listening! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit olvndbrwn.substack.com [https://olvndbrwn.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Hey, so…why are we all so horny for 18th and 19th century men and monsters?

Today we're diving into why we get all hot and bothered about men and monsters of centuries past. We're going to touch on Nosferatu, Frankenstein, Wuthering Heights and Hamnet. For all the visuals and videos I reference, check out the full article over on the Hey, So Substack [https://open.substack.com/pub/olvndbrwn/p/hey-so-why-are-we-all-so-horny-for?r=22ng6a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true]. [https://open.substack.com/pub/olvndbrwn/p/hey-so-why-are-we-all-so-horny-for?r=22ng6a&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true] This podcast is part of the Crown Jewels Collective, a collection of Black writers and their expressions. 💎 Home to 🎙️ Hey, So Podcast and 💋 Nightstack. For more information, head over to: Crown Jewels Collective Substack [https://substack.com/@crownjewelscollective?r=22ng6a&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile] Crown Jewels Collective on Threads [https://www.threads.com/@crownjewelscollective?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==] Crown Jewels Collective on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/crownjewelscollective/]Thanks for listening! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit olvndbrwn.substack.com [https://olvndbrwn.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Hey, so…what the f*ck happened to the feminist movement from 2023?

Catch the media mentioned in this episode over on Substack. [https://open.substack.com/pub/olvndbrwn?r=22ng6a&utm_medium=ios] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/olvndbrwn?igsh=eHJ4NGY2aHd6Nm1k&utm_source=qr] YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhdRy6J5JC4aETdpWKTyXau9Q68feE7Jc] Synopsis: After taking a deep dive, I had come to the conclusion that the s**t show state of things today was seemingly coming out of nowhere. But, was it? What happened to the big feminist movement from a couple years ago? I thought were laying the foundation to successfully turn over a new leaf for women in this country. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit olvndbrwn.substack.com [https://olvndbrwn.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]