Roses Are Red, The SB Was Mid, And We Can't Believe What This Man Just Did

Shaming Cheaters, Alex v. Alix, And A Whole Lotta Drama

🎤 Bieberchella Debrief: Minimalist set, maximum discourse (and talent). 📺 Euphoria Szn 3 Ep 1 Checkin: Why are all of the women headed towards THAT kind of work and was that Marshawn?! 👀 Influencer Drama Court: Alex Cooper v. Alex Earle. Thisss is the kind of public unraveling that requires a full group chat investigation. And Jenna brought a slideshow. 🚨 The Mess Desk: The NFL cheating scandal that has us giving everyone involved MASSIVE side eye. ⛳ Masters Chaos: Rory McIlroy giving us cinema, Bryson DeChambeau giving us nothing, and Sergio Garcia giving us temper tantrums. 🔥 Hot List: Electric sports moments, rising stars (hi Cooper Flagg), and the three run homer that had Jenna on the edge of her seat. 📣 Slide into our DMs: Tell us your Bieberchella verdict (unless you thought it was boring in which case go take an IQ test and then get back to us), your Alix/Alex theories, and the sports moment that took your breath away. Be specific.

Bieberchella Is Here, The Red Sox Suck, And Which Teen Drama Reigns Supreme

🚫 Hot or Not: The NFL Crocs situation… who approved this. Be honest. Because we have questions, comments, and a lottt of concerns. 🎤 Bieberchella: Documentary hints, tour whispers, the possibility of a Justin Bieber comeback tour. Our Bieber fever is OFF THE CHARTS!!! 🔥 Hot List: The players and teams that have us either cheering you on or laughing at you. 🎬 Pop Culture Check-In: The Drama, Euphoria season 3 comes out this weekend, and yes, we’re talking about Paradise again. 💥 Snap Judgments: Are the Dodgers ruining baseball, or is it a systemic issue, and we just like to point fingers at LA? 📺 Teen Show Bracket: 2000s and 2010s teen dramas! We’re ranking, debating, and defending our picks like we put a milli on the home team. 📣 Slide into our DMs: Tell us your teen show #1, the song you’re dyinggg for Justin to play, and whether or not you’ll be participating in our NFL Crocs burning.

Duke’s March Meltdown, Hot Girls Learn Baseball, And Tiger Woods Did It Again

👀 Hot or Not: Duke’s last-minute (more like last-second) loss and the DELICIOUS collapse that fueled Jenna for the next 5-7 business days. Aaron Judge. Any questions on where he’s at? ... didn’t think so. 🫩 Streaming Struggles: Why watching sports now requires 14 subscriptions, a password from your cousin, and generational wealth. ⚾ Baseball 101: Jenna enters her baseball era as Maddie breaks down the basics. Rules, positions, stats, and why it’s actually way more fun than you think. 🔥 The Hot List: Ranking Duke, Paul Skenes, Christian Yelich, and the performances that had us in a TIZZY. 😮‍💨 Men Behaving Badly: The lineman rodeo incident, and the ongoing Tiger Woods situation (disrespectfully, we have questions). 📺 What We’re Bingeing: Paradise might be one of the best shows ever, and we’re gonna beggg you to watch it yet again. 💥 Snap Judgments: MLB’s new ABS (Automated Ball Strike) system, how it works, and whether we’re embracing the technology or filing a complaint. 🎯 March Madness Predictions: The picks we feel confident about (which means they’re probably in danger). 📣 Slide into our DMs: Tell us if you understand baseball better now, your bracket status, and your hottest sports take of the week. Be honest.

Hollywood Fits, March Madness Picks, and Offseason Overreactions

🏀 March Madness Mode: Brackets are locked, confidence is (irrationally) high, and we’re already emotionally attached to teams we learned about 12 minutes ago. 🎬 Oscars Aftermath: The looks that had us pausing, zooming, and forming immediate opinions that we’re more than ready to overshare. 👀 Celebrity Sightings: Who we saw, who we saw them with, and Jenna’s two degrees of separation that she will never get over. 🏈 NFL Offseason Chaos: Free agency is in full swing, and not everyone is acting responsibly. Or at all. 📺 What We’re Watching: Tell Me Lies, Paradise, and the shows currently taking over our lives (and our screen time). 📣 Slide into our DMs: Send us your bracket, your best dressed, and your hottest NFL offseason take. We’re collecting data.

Roses Are Red, The SB Was Mid, And We Can't Believe What This Man Just Did

🏈 Post Super Bowl Checkin: The NFL season wrapped, and honestly? Mixed feelings. The vibes were weird, and the plays were questionable. 🚨 Serious News, Serious Tone: The situation involving Falcons player, James Pierce Jr., and his potential five felony charges. You read that right, FIVEEE! 🫣 Olympics Plot Twist: A Norwegian biathlete PUBLICLY confessed to cheating on his ex-girlfriend during a live Olympic interview right after medaling... No, we’re not kidding. Yes, our jaws are still on the floor. 📺 TV Watchlist: The Traitors still has Madds in a chokehold, and why A Night of the Seven Kingdoms deserves a spot on your watchlist.🍬 Valentine Candy Ranking: We’re ALL side-eyeing Jenna for her absolutely psychotic number 1 pick. 📣 Slide into our DMs: Tell us your Valentine’s candy #1, your Super Bowl feelings, and what you’re watching next. Be honest, we can tell.