Into Your Head

Neal proposes a thought exercise for listeners in traffic, identifies a new use for the top of your head, explains how to listen via medical stethescope, diagnoses his audience with a phobia of bodily noises including speach and discusses Nick Cave's Harry Potter exposure, why fire brigades study age related temperal anomolies, how to assemble a pop band, understanding binary traffic lights, McCauley Kulkin's former self, the conscious self in a nutshell, a weird US TV bandleader, experimenting with speed, proving to your toddler that you're not a giant, plumbers in binary pairs, rotating your internal crops, vomit fridge etiquette, seeking and receiving approval from Dropbox and more. Contact the Show: IntoYourHead.ie/Contact [https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact]. Visit IntoYourHead.ie [https://IntoYourHead.ie] for Into Your Head Shorts, hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics and 21 years of assorted humour writings. License: Creative Commons Attribution Non Commercial No Derivs 4.0 International [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/] – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll - Far future humans can find hundreds of fossilised episodes on Archive dot org.

Neal sets out his one big problem with both Radiohead and Gilbert O'Sullivan, makes the case for traceable dog food, maps out the next evolutionary step for handwriting and discusses experimental wasp fictions life in a hundred year old choir, chairs on trains, an innovative way to use the word Christmas, how to tell if Roy Orbison is dead, Jive Bunny, dropping dead of a car crash, page-a-day books in museums, when to stop learning, the trouble with seeing your favourite orchestra on tour, a promise to any listener who starts a choir podcast, different signatures for work and home, burglar dogs, dog prison uniforms, cow-related office work, deadstock, washing raw chicken in other jurisdictions and more. The new expanded IntoYourHead.ie [https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/] has hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics, IYH Shorts and 21 years of assorted humour writings. Message the Show:  IntoYourHead.ie/Contact [https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact] Lost Episodes Appeal: IntoYourHead.ie/Lost [https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost]  License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/] – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Far future humans can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast.

Neal corrects the listener's delusions about auto pilot, illustrates the differences betwen humanoid cats and Edward Scissorhands and discusses the anatomy of a commercial earworm, understanding you Americans and your Spring Break, how songwriters think, appreciating instant mashed potato, what a thousand cavemen can achieve without typewriters, the life expectancy of a harmonica, Stevie Wonder's name change, token tamborine use, workplaces that can't sustain a mad drummer, choosing your dog size, securing the food chain against dogs, Madonna's cartoon versus Bucks Fizz's Land of Make Believe, an unintended Guiness Odlums Flour crossover and more. The new expanded IntoYourHead.ie [https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/] has hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics, IYH Shorts and 21 years of assorted humour writings. Message the Show:  IntoYourHead.ie/Contact [https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact] Lost Episodes Appeal: IntoYourHead.ie/Lost [https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost]  License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/] – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Far future humans can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast.

Neal reveals what it would take for him to name a fourth cat after a UN Secretary General, recalls the one comic book in every Christian Brothers School library and discusses Neighbourhood Watch mythology, dog anomolies on Bray Head, learning Irish by projection, things legally banned in classrooms, next door's overreaching attic, the song Frere Jackques, a pharmacy Advent calendar, inaminate emotional support animals, how Full House paved the way for jobsharing at the UN, logistics of hot dog trolleys in staired stadiums, tea trolleys in comic strip based radio sitcom Bristow, an inaudible new mouth sound, checking this podcast for secret codes, how an anethesist would produce this episode and more. The new expanded IntoYourHead.ie [https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/] has hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics, IYH Shorts and 21 years of assorted humour writings. Message the Show:  IntoYourHead.ie/Contact [https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact] Lost Episodes Appeal: IntoYourHead.ie/Lost [https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost]  License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/] – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Far future humans can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast.

Neal discusses encoutering your postman in another neighbourhood, playing Dr Suess, a terrifying futuristic garage, reinventing the painted ostrich egg, Ireland’s sheep filled desert, idenfiifying a mouth's postal address, remembering what you buried in the sand, how deserts evolve into casinos, understanding speakeasy, Stephen King’s car burial tale, what you could legitimately be giving your kids pints of at breakfast, a portrait microwave, how a dog handles a mirage of a desert, landlord teethmark inspection protocol, how ostriches fool predators, electrical tape misadventures, how to get a letter in The Irish Times, plugging a boat with a newspaper letters page, a surprise for non-podcast listeners, an opposite newspaper clippings exchange, a better use for LInkedIn, rejecting dopamine shamers and more.  The new expanded IntoYourHead.ie [https://www.intoyourhead.ie/shorts/] has hundreds of Matchstick Cats comics, IYH Shorts and 21 years of assorted humour writings. Message the Show:  IntoYourHead.ie/Contact [https://IntoYourHead.ie/Contact] Lost Episodes Appeal: IntoYourHead.ie/Lost [https://intoyourhead.ie/Lost]  License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/] – Attribution: Neal O’Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie - Far future humans in flying space cars can find hundreds of episodes by searching on Archive dot org for Into Your Head podcast.