Ironing out the Kinks

This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history. Inside: – A woman fantasising about a rough, no holds barred gangbang (with spectators) – A wife who keeps biting her partner’s nipples — even after being told to stop – A man hiding his ex fiancée’s ring while planning a future with someone else – Porn titles that might be fake… but absolutely sound real – A listener terrified of how his downward-bending penis might ruin everything – And a pair of tights so sheer they made him finish just from hearing the words   00:00 Intro 02:30 Naughty Corner 28:40 Lube or Lies 34:40 Confession Corner 41:40 Oops! Wrong Hole! 52:40 Would You Rather?

Episode 50 is here, and we’re celebrating with some of the wildest stories yet. From Vegas window sex that might’ve been witnessed by someone’s dad, to an anal experiment that had parents banging on the bedroom door, this one is pure carnage. We dig into: - The new Online Safety Act and how it could change the way we all watch filth online - A workplace fling with wine, kids asleep upstairs and more regrets than orgasms - The story of a guy who ruined “yes daddy” by spitting on himself - A squirting disaster that nearly cursed an Xbox forever - And a Vegas birthday with a very awkward family twist Time Stamps 08:09 - Naughty Corner 34:12 - Lube or Lies (Game) 37:43 - Confessions 41:16 - Oops Wrong Hole

We don’t know where to start with this one. There’s raspberry-blowing cunnilingus, a Grindr glow-up, and a Birmingham gangbang that ends with a bottle of poppers in someone’s eye and an Uber to A&E. This week brings:   - A partner secretly running a kink page (with paid content) behind his girlfriend’s back – A confession that turns from quiet car head to full-blown toilet leash degradation – A blowjob expert with a pencil for a penis and a scream loud enough to wake the neighbourhood – Identical twin mix-ups that somehow involve cheating and innocence – And a three on one fantasy gone medically sideways, complete with weather chat mid-orgy   Also: Porn Title or Not and someone finally learns the true circumference...   Timestamps available in below. Good luck recovering from this one.   00:00 Intro 02:15 Top 100 Kinks 15:15 Naughty Corner  41:20 Porn Title or Not? 45:35 Oops! Wrong Hole!

From viral sunroof kinks to 72-inch cock reveals, this week is complete filth. We kick off with hamstering, the sunroof oral trend that’s got TikTok in a chokehold (literally). We also cover the UK’s proposed ban on choking porn, and why consent and communication still matter, even in your filthiest moments. Then things get messy: – A listener gets fingered in a cathedral to AC/DC’s Thunderstruck – A guy tears his tongue during enthusiastic ass eating – The Prince Albert piercing that didn’t survive round one – And a cousin story so dirty we had to pretend it didn’t happen Would You Rather makes a sweaty return (goodbye gym?) and someone ends up with their cock on the family TV. Timestamps below. Maybe don’t listen in church.   00:00 Intro  02:30 In The News 14:25 Naughty Corner  30:20 A Confession  39:40 Oops! Wrong Hole! 51:45 Would You Rather?

From spider venom stiffies to glovebox disasters, this week’s episode is a beautiful mess. We kick off with a very horny spider (yes, really) that gave one unlucky bloke a four-hour boner and a trip to A&E. Then it’s into the Naughty Corner, where we tackle clueless foreplay, drunk girl kinks, and the art of asking your partner not to treat you like a human alarm clock. Things only get filthier with: – A chastity submission that ends in steak, denial, and one very confused dog – A cum shot that disappeared mid-blowjob… and was found days later – Redwings earned under pressure (and a furious dad) – Shit on dicks, clown faces, and a post-sex car crash that ends in glovebox horror – Plus, Would You Rather makes a return and it’s brutal Timestamps below. Don’t listen to this one in public. 02:40 – In The News 07:43 – Naughty Corner 35:01 – Submission 39:37 – Confession 43:01 – Oops Wrong Hole 58:26 – Would You Rather